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Chapter X · Chapter 10

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"You women with your nonsense!"
"I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.
Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."
"I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."
"You'd hate it, wouldn't you?
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Humoresque

Chapter X · Chapter 10

Chapter 10 of Humoresque is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"You women with your nonsense!"
/juː ˈwɪmən wɪð jɔːr ˈnɑːnsens/
Line 2
"I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.
Line 3
Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."
Line 4
"I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."
Line 5
"You'd hate it, wouldn't you?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

celluloid noun US /ˈseləlɔɪd/

highly flammable substance made from cellulose nitrate and camphor; used in e.g. motion-picture and X-ray film; its use has decreased with the development of nonflammable thermoplastics

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

hate noun US /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading “"You'd hate it, wouldn't you?”

inventing verb US /ˌɪnˈventɪŋ/

-ing form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

millionaire noun US /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

newfangled adjective US /ˌnuːˈfæŋɡəld/

(of a new kind or fashion) gratuitously new

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

nonsense noun US /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading “"You women with your nonsense!"”

smart adjective US /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

tie noun US /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading “Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

celluloidnounUS /ˈseləlɔɪd/

highly flammable substance made from cellulose nitrate and camphor; used in e.g. motion-picture and X-ray film; its use has decreased with the development of nonflammable thermoplastics

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

collar-cutter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

film-substance

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

guessverbUS /ɡes/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading "You'd hate it, wouldn't you?

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

inventingverbUS /ˌɪnˈventɪŋ/

-ing form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

kingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

millionairenounUS /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

newfangledadjectiveUS /ˌnuːˈfæŋɡəld/

(of a new kind or fashion) gratuitously new

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading "You women with your nonsense!"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

Pelz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

Rosie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

Rudolph

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "You women with your nonsense!"

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading "You women with your nonsense!"

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading "I give you my word, Rosie, such talk makes me sick."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "I guess, Rudolph, it would be a bad thing.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You'd hate it, wouldn't you?

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You women with your nonsense!"

You'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You'd hate it, wouldn't you?

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Our daughter and a young man smart enough to make himself from a celluloid collar-cutter to a millionaire five times over on a little thing like inventing a newfangled film-substance should tie up with the only child of Rudolph Pelz, the picture king."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You women with your nonsense!"

Chapter 10 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 10 of Humoresque contain?

Chapter 10 holds 409 sentences of Humoresque, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 10 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 409 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 10 of Humoresque?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 10 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Vocabulary met early in Humoresque

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humoresque, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Either
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bowery
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Through
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Drain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.