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Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

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"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."
"Exactly."
"You got something behind all this.
You mean you--you want to enlist."
"Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"
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Humoresque

Chapter XIII · Chapter 13

Chapter 13 of Humoresque is here in full — 413 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."
/juː miːn wen ə bɔɪ enˈlɪsts hiː ˈɔːfərz hɪmˈself ˌɪnˈsted ʌv ɡets ˈɔːfərd/
Line 2
"Exactly."
/ɪɡˈzæktli/
Line 3
"You got something behind all this.
/juː ɡɑːt ˈsʌmθɪŋ bɪˈhaɪnd ɔːl ðɪs/
Line 4
You mean you--you want to enlist."
Line 5
"Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

Learner Dictionary

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camp noun US /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading “"Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"”

enlist verb US /ˌenˈlɪst/

join the military

From this reading “You mean you--you want to enlist."”

enlistment noun US /enˈlɪstmənt/

a period of time spent in military service

From this reading “"Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"”

enlists verb US /enˈlɪsts/

third-person singular of “enlist” — join the military

From this reading “"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."”

gets noun US /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading “"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."”

offered verb US /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading “"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."”

offers noun US /ˈɔːfərz/

plural of “offer” — the verbal act of offering

From this reading “"You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."”

rough adjective US /rʌf/

having or caused by an irregular surface

From this reading “"Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "You got something behind all this.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading "You got something behind all this.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

campnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

Clara

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

enlistverbUS /ˌenˈlɪst/

join the military

From this reading You mean you--you want to enlist."

enlistmentnounUS /enˈlɪstmənt/

a period of time spent in military service

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

enlistsverbUS /enˈlɪsts/

third-person singular of “enlist” — join the military

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

ExactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading "Exactly."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "You got something behind all this.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

manounUS /mɑː/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

offersnounUS /ˈɔːfərz/

plural of “offer” — the verbal act of offering

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

roughadjectiveUS /rʌf/

having or caused by an irregular surface

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

Sammy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "You got something behind all this.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "You got something behind all this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You mean you--you want to enlist."

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading You mean you--you want to enlist."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading "Now, ma--you see, if I was to enlist--and stay right here in this country--with you near the camp or, as long as it's too rough life for you, with--with Clara there--a woman to look in on--" "Sammy--you mean it's enlistment!"

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You mean when a boy enlists he offers himself instead of gets offered."

Chapter 13 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 413 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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