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Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

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Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.
"You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"
"I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."
"Now you said something, Big Tent."
"There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.
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Humoresque

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Humoresque is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.
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"You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"
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"I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."
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"Now you said something, Big Tent."
/naʊ juː sed ˈsʌmθɪŋ bɪɡ tent/
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"There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

Learner Dictionary

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crook noun US /krʊk/

someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading “Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.”

flanges noun US /ˈflændʒəz/

plural of “flange” — a projection used for strength or for attaching to another object

From this reading “Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.”

Granite noun US /ˈɡrænət/

plutonic igneous rock having visibly crystalline texture; generally composed of feldspar and mica and quartz

From this reading “Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.”

hip noun US /hɪp/

either side of the body below the waist and above the thigh

From this reading “Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.”

mustache noun US /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “"You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"”

Ohio noun US /oʊˈhaɪoʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “"There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.”

screwing noun US /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading “"You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"”

widening noun US /ˈwaɪdənɪŋ/

an increase in width

From this reading “Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

BigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Now you said something, Big Tent."

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

crooknounUS /krʊk/

someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

farmverbUS /fɑːrm/

be a farmer; work as a farmer

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

flangesnounUS /ˈflændʒəz/

plural of “flange” — a projection used for strength or for attaching to another object

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

flungverbUS /flʌŋ/

inflected form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

GranitenounUS /ˈɡrænət/

plutonic igneous rock having visibly crystalline texture; generally composed of feldspar and mica and quartz

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

hipnounUS /hɪp/

either side of the body below the waist and above the thigh

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

Jastrow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

JawverbUS /dʒɔː/

talk socially without exchanging too much information

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

leaningadjectiveUS /ˈliːnɪŋ/

departing or being caused to depart from the true vertical or horizontal

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

mountain-top

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

mustachenounUS /ˈmʌstæʃ/

an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

nostrilsnounUS /ˈnɑːstrəlz/

plural of “nostril” — either one of the two external openings to the nasal cavity in the nose

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now you said something, Big Tent."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

OhionounUS /oʊˈhaɪoʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

pennynounUS /ˈpeni/

a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

savedadjectiveUS /seɪvd/

rescued; especially from the power and consequences of sin

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

scenting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

screwingnounUS /ˈskruːɪŋ/

slang for sexual intercourse

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "Now you said something, Big Tent."

TentnounUS /tent/

a portable shelter (usually of canvas stretched over supporting poles and fastened to the ground with ropes and pegs)

From this reading "Now you said something, Big Tent."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I don't look to see myself live and die in the show business, Mr. Jastrow."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

up-curving

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

walking-stick

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

who'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

wideningnounUS /ˈwaɪdənɪŋ/

an increase in width

From this reading Jastrow the Granite Jaw flung the crook of his walking-stick against his hip, leaning into it, the flanges of his nostrils widening a bit, as if scenting.

winternounUS /ˈwɪntər/

the coldest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the winter solstice to the vernal equinox

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

Xenia

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "There's a farm out near Xenia, Ohio, where I lay up in winter, that I'm going to own for myself one of these days.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You old mountain-top," he said, screwing at the up-curving mustache, "who'd have thought you had that pretty a penny saved?"

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Either
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Bowery
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Through
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Drain
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