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Humoresque

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of Humoresque is here in full — 419 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?
Where'd you get that gun?
Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?
Gimme that gun--Jas!
You--you're crazy--Jas!"
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humoresque

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of Humoresque is here in full — 419 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?
Line 2
Where'd you get that gun?
Line 3
Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?
Line 4
Gimme that gun--Jas!
Line 5
You--you're crazy--Jas!"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?”

God's noun US /ɡɑːdz/

possessive form of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading “"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?”

gone adjective US /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading “"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?”

gun noun US /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading “Where'd you get that gun?”

morning noun US /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading “Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?”

sake noun US /seɪk/

a reason for wanting something done

From this reading “"Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?”

sneaking adjective US /ˈsniːkɪŋ/

not openly expressed

From this reading “Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?”

trunk noun US /trʌŋk/

the main stem of a tree; usually covered with bark; the bole is usually the part that is commercially useful for lumber

From this reading “Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?”

All words in this reading · 26

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Where'd you get that gun?

Gimme

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Gimme that gun--Jas!

God'snounUS /ɡɑːdz/

possessive form of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading Where'd you get that gun?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

Jas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

sakenounUS /seɪk/

a reason for wanting something done

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

sneakingadjectiveUS /ˈsniːkɪŋ/

not openly expressed

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Where'd you get that gun?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

trunknounUS /trʌŋk/

the main stem of a tree; usually covered with bark; the bole is usually the part that is commercially useful for lumber

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

watch-dog

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Is that where I heard you sneaking this morning--over to my trunk for my watch-dog?

Where'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Where'd you get that gun?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Jas--Jas--for God's sake have you gone crazy?

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You--you're crazy--Jas!"

Chapter 15 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 419 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 15 of Humoresque contain?

Chapter 15 holds 419 sentences of Humoresque, unabridged, divided into 84 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 15 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 419 sentences, grouped into 84 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 15 of Humoresque?

Work through the 84 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 84 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 15 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 15 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Humoresque

Common questions about reading Humoresque by Fannie Hurst on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Humoresque?

Yes. All 6689 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #9864 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Humoresque is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #9864, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Humoresque take to read?

About 557 minutes of reading across 1338 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Humoresque section by section

How to work through Humoresque section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 16 chapters of Humoresque to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Humoresque

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humoresque, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Either
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bowery
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Through
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Drain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.