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Humoresque

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

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"I know, little Jingle Bells!
Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.
I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."
Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.
"Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.
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Humoresque

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Humoresque is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I know, little Jingle Bells!
/aɪ noʊ ˈlɪtəl ˈdʒɪŋɡəl belz/
Line 2
Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.
Line 3
I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."
/aɪ kæn siː raɪt daʊn ɪn jɔːr ˈlɪtəl laɪf laɪk ɪt wɑːz ðɪs ɡlæs ʌv waɪn/
Line 4
Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.
Line 5
"Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bells noun US /belz/

plural of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading “"I know, little Jingle Bells!”

clapped verb US /klæpt/

inflected form of “clap” — put quickly or forcibly

From this reading “Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.”

gesture noun US /ˈdʒestʃər/

motion of hands or body to emphasize or help to express a thought or feeling

From this reading “Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.”

Jingle verb US /ˈdʒɪŋɡəl/

make a sound typical of metallic objects

From this reading “"I know, little Jingle Bells!”

nice adjective US /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading “"Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.”

o'clock adverb US /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading “"Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.”

sleepy adjective US /ˈsliːpi/

ready to fall asleep

From this reading “Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.”

wine noun US /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading “I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

armsnounUS /ɑːrmz/

weapons considered collectively

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

BellsnounUS /belz/

plural of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading "I know, little Jingle Bells!

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

Claire

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

clappedverbUS /klæpt/

inflected form of “clap” — put quickly or forcibly

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

gesturenounUS /ˈdʒestʃər/

motion of hands or body to emphasize or help to express a thought or feeling

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I know, little Jingle Bells!

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

JingleverbUS /ˈdʒɪŋɡəl/

make a sound typical of metallic objects

From this reading "I know, little Jingle Bells!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I know, little Jingle Bells!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "I know, little Jingle Bells!

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

raisedadjectiveUS /reɪzd/

located or moved above the surround or above the normal position

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

sleepyadjectiveUS /ˈsliːpi/

ready to fall asleep

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

St

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading Miss St. Claire threw out her arms in a beautiful and sleepy gesture.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

to-morrow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

we'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, boys, this is a nice little party, but I got to get up at three o'clock to-morrow afternoon, and I need the sleep.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Why, I was as sure of you, the minute I clapped eyes on you, as if we'd been raised next door to each other.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I can see right down in your little life like it was this glass of wine."

Chapter 16 of Humoresque by Fannie Hurst holds 415 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Humoresque

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humoresque, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Either
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bowery
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Through
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Drain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humoresque; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.