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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter I

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DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.
_Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.
In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.
A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.
In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.
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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Humorous Ghost Stories is here in full — 440 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.
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_Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.
/ˈprɪntɪd ɪn ðə juːˈnaɪtɪd steɪts ʌv əˈmerəkə laɪf flɪŋz maɪlz ənd jɪrz bɪˈtwiːn ʌs ɪt ɪz truː bʌt brɪŋz ˈnevər tuː miː ˈdɪrər frendz ðæn juː ðə ˈhjuːmərəs ɡoʊst ɪz dɪˈstɪŋktli ə ˈmɑːdərn ˈkerɪktər/
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In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.
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A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.
/ə ˈmɔːrtəl wɑːz ɪkˈspektəd tuː raɪz wen ə ɡoʊst ˈentərd ðə ruːm ənd ɪn keɪs hiː wɑːz sloʊ əˈbaʊt ɪt hɪz spaɪn ɡeɪv ˈnoʊtəs ʌv wʌt ˈetəkət dɪˈmændəd/
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In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apparition noun US /ˌæpərˈɪʃən/

a ghostly appearing figure

From this reading “In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.”

dearer adjective US /ˈdɪrər/

comparative of “dear” — dearly loved

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.”

etiquette noun US /ˈetəkət/

rules governing socially acceptable behavior

From this reading “A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.”

flings noun US /flɪŋz/

plural of “fling” — a usually brief attempt

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.”

haunting adjective US /ˈhɔːntɪŋ/

continually recurring to the mind

From this reading “In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.”

honored adjective US /ˈɑːnərd/

having an illustrious reputation; respected

From this reading “In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.”

outdoor adjective US /ˈaʊtdɔːr/

located, suited for, or taking place in the open air

From this reading “In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.”

spine noun US /spaɪn/

the series of vertebrae forming the axis of the skeleton and protecting the spinal cord

From this reading “A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

entered the room verb + article + noun counted as “enter … room”

In this reading “A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.”

insisted on verb + particle counted as “insist on”

In this reading “In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.”

dearer Friends adjective + noun counted as “dear friend”

In this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.”

gave notice verb + noun counted as “give notice”

terminate the employment of; discharge from an office or position

In this reading “A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.”

in awe preposition + noun

In this reading “In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.”

on the part preposition + article + noun counted as “on … part”

In this reading “In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.”

in case preposition + noun

if there happens to be need

In this reading “A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

apparitionnounUS /ˌæpərˈɪʃən/

a ghostly appearing figure

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

awenounUS /ɑː/

an overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

bareadjectiveUS /ber/

completely unclothed

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

bringsverbUS /brɪŋz/

third-person singular of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.

deareradjectiveUS /ˈdɪrər/

comparative of “dear” — dearly loved

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

demandedverbUS /dɪˈmændəd/

past form of “demand” — request urgently and forcefully

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

distinctlyadverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋktli/

clear to the mind; with distinct mental discernment

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

DOROTHY

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From this reading DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

etiquettenounUS /ˈetəkət/

rules governing socially acceptable behavior

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

flingsnounUS /flɪŋz/

plural of “fling” — a usually brief attempt

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

FriendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

ghostnounUS /ɡoʊst/

a mental representation of some haunting experience

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

hauntingadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːntɪŋ/

continually recurring to the mind

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

honoredadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnərd/

having an illustrious reputation; respected

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

humorousadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

insistedverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪstəd/

past form of “insist” — be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

milesnounUS /maɪlz/

plural of “mile” — a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

mortaladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrtəl/

subject to death

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

outdooradjectiveUS /ˈaʊtdɔːr/

located, suited for, or taking place in the open air

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

PHnounUS /ˈpiːˈeɪtʃ/

(from potential of Hydrogen) the logarithm of the reciprocal of hydrogen-ion concentration in gram atoms per liter

From this reading DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

remindedverbUS /riˈmaɪndɪd/

past form of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

remissnessnoun

the quality of being lax and neglectful

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

respectfuladjectiveUS /rɪˈspektfəl/

full of or exhibiting respect

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

riseverbUS /raɪz/

move upward

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

rootsnounUS /ruːts/

the condition of belonging to a particular place or group by virtue of social or ethnic or cultural lineage

From this reading In the event of outdoor apparition, if a man failed to bare his head in awe, the roots of his hair reminded him of his remissness.

SCARBOROUGH

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From this reading DOROTHY SCARBOROUGH, PH.D.

seriouslyadverbUS /ˈsɪriəsli/

in a serious manner

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

slowadjectiveUS /sloʊ/

not moving quickly; taking a comparatively long time

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

spinenounUS /spaɪn/

the series of vertebrae forming the axis of the skeleton and protecting the spinal cord

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A mortal was expected to rise when a ghost entered the room, and in case he was slow about it, his spine gave notice of what etiquette demanded.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

wraiths

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In early literature wraiths took themselves very seriously, and insisted on a proper show of respectful fear on the part of those whom they honored by haunting.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ _Life flings miles and years between us, It is true,-- But brings never to me dearer Friends than you!_ The humorous ghost is distinctly a modern character.

Chapter 1 of Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough holds 440 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Humorous Ghost Stories contain?

Chapter 1 holds 440 sentences of Humorous Ghost Stories, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 440 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Humorous Ghost Stories?

Work through the 88 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 88 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Humorous Ghost Stories

Common questions about reading Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Humorous Ghost Stories?

Yes. All 4718 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #26950 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Humorous Ghost Stories is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #26950, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Humorous Ghost Stories take to read?

About 393 minutes of reading across 944 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Humorous Ghost Stories section by section

How to work through Humorous Ghost Stories section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 11 chapters of Humorous Ghost Stories to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Humorous Ghost Stories

Words and structures a reader meets early in Humorous Ghost Stories, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Dorothy
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humorous Ghost Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Scarborough
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humorous Ghost Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Printed
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humorous Ghost Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
United
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Humorous Ghost Stories; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.