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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter II

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"Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.
"Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.
You must never play these practical jokes any more."
"Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.
"My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.
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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Humorous Ghost Stories is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.
/ɡʊd ˈhevənz tʃaɪld wer hæv juː bɪn sed ˈmɪstər ˈoʊtɪs ˈræðər ˈæŋɡrəli ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ðæt ʃiː hæd bɪn ˈpleɪɪŋ sʌm ˈfuːlɪʃ trɪk ɑːn ðem/
Line 2
"Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.
Line 3
You must never play these practical jokes any more."
/juː mʌst ˈnevər pleɪ ðiːz ˈpræktəkəl dʒoʊks ˈeni mɔːr/
Line 4
"Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.
Line 5
"My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.
/maɪ oʊn ˈdɑːrlɪŋ θæŋk ɡɑːd juː ɑːr faʊnd juː mʌst ˈnevər liːv maɪ saɪd əˈɡen ˈmɜːrmərd ˈmɪsɪz ˈoʊtɪs æz ʃiː kɪst ðə ˈtrembəlɪŋ tʃaɪld ənd smuːðd ðə ˈtæŋɡəld ɡoʊld ʌv hɜːr her/

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angrily adverb US /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading “"Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.”

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “You must never play these practical jokes any more."”

Otis noun US /ˈoʊtɪs/

United States inventor who manufactured the first elevator with a safety device (1811-1861)

From this reading “"Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.”

practical adjective US /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading “You must never play these practical jokes any more."”

shrieked adjective US /ʃriːkt/

uttered in a shrill scream as of pain or terror

From this reading “"Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.”

smoothed adjective US /smuːðd/

made smooth by ironing

From this reading “"My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.”

tangled adjective US /ˈtæŋɡəld/

in a confused mass

From this reading “"My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.”

twins noun US /twɪnz/

(mineralogy) two interwoven crystals that are mirror images on each other

From this reading “"Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

practical jokes adjective + noun counted as “practical joke”

a prank or trick played on a person (especially one intended to make the victim appear foolish)

In this reading “You must never play these practical jokes any more."”

over the country preposition + article + noun counted as “over … country”

In this reading “"Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

angrilyadverbUS /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

capered

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

Cecil

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From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

darlingnounUS /ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/

a special loved one

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

ExceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

foolishadjectiveUS /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

frightenedadjectiveUS /ˈfraɪtənd/

made afraid

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

ghostnounUS /ɡoʊst/

a mental representation of some haunting experience

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

GoodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

heavensnounUS /ˈhevənz/

the apparent surface of the imaginary sphere on which celestial bodies appear to be projected

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

kissedverbUS /kɪst/

past form of “kiss” — touch with the lips or press the lips (against someone's mouth or other body part) as an expression of love, greeting, etc.

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

murmuredverbUS /ˈmɜːrmərd/

past form of “murmur” — speak softly or indistinctly

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

OtisnounUS /ˈoʊtɪs/

United States inventor who manufactured the first elevator with a safety device (1811-1861)

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

ridingnounUS /ˈraɪdɪŋ/

the sport of sitting on the back of a horse while controlling its movements

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

shriekedadjectiveUS /ʃriːkt/

uttered in a shrill scream as of pain or terror

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

smoothedadjectiveUS /smuːðd/

made smooth by ironing

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

tangledadjectiveUS /ˈtæŋɡəld/

in a confused mass

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading You must never play these practical jokes any more."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

tremblingnounUS /ˈtrembəlɪŋ/

a shaky motion

From this reading "My own darling, thank God you are found; you must never leave my side again," murmured Mrs. Otis, as she kissed the trembling child, and smoothed the tangled gold of her hair.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

twinsnounUS /twɪnz/

(mineralogy) two interwoven crystals that are mirror images on each other

From this reading "Except on the ghost! except on the ghost!" shrieked the twins, as they capered about.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Good heavens! child, where have you been?" said Mr. Otis, rather angrily, thinking that she had been playing some foolish trick on them.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Cecil and I have been riding all over the country looking for you, and your mother has been frightened to death.

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