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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Humorous Ghost Stories is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.
I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.
He's never even been out of the States."
"But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.
"His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.
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Humorous Ghost Stories

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Humorous Ghost Stories is here in full — 391 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.
Line 2
I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.
Line 3
He's never even been out of the States."
Line 4
"But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.
/bʌt wer dɪd hiː ɡet ɪt frʌm æskt ˈwɪtni/
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"His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

card noun US /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading “I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.”

enlistment noun US /enˈlɪstmənt/

a period of time spent in military service

From this reading “I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.”

facts noun US /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading “"His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.”

Infantry noun US /ˈɪnfəntri/

an army unit consisting of soldiers who fight on foot

From this reading “I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.”

Islands noun US /ˈaɪləndz/

plural of “island” — a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water

From this reading “I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.”

spoil verb US /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading “"Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.”

Whitney noun US /ˈwɪtni/

United States inventor of the mechanical cotton gin (1765-1825)

From this reading “"But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.”

yarn noun US /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading “"Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

came back verb + particle counted as “come back”

be restored

In this reading “I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.”

never even adverb + adjective

In this reading “He's never even been out of the States."”

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afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

bloomin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

enlistmentnounUS /enˈlɪstmənt/

a period of time spent in military service

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

equalverbUS /ˈiːkwəl/

be identical or equivalent to

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

factsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

He's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

imaginationnounUS /ˌɪmædʒəˈneɪʃən/

the formation of a mental image of something that is not perceived as real and is not present to the senses

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

InfantrynounUS /ˈɪnfəntri/

an army unit consisting of soldiers who fight on foot

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

IslandsnounUS /ˈaɪləndz/

plural of “island” — a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

mornin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading He's never even been out of the States."

StonenounUS /stoʊn/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

straightadjectiveUS /streɪt/

successive (without a break)

From this reading "His imagination is equal to most anything but gettin' so many facts straight.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

Twenty-thirdadjective

coming next after the twenty-second in position

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I happened to see his enlistment card only this mornin', and the only thing he was ever in before was the Twenty-third Infantry after they came back from the Islands.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

WhitneynounUS /ˈwɪtni/

United States inventor of the mechanical cotton gin (1765-1825)

From this reading "But where did he get it from?" asked Whitney.

yarnnounUS /jɑːrn/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes," said Stone, "I knew, but I wasn't goin' to spoil his bloomin' yarn.

Chapter 9 of Humorous Ghost Stories by Dorothy Scarborough holds 391 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 9 of Humorous Ghost Stories contain?

Chapter 9 holds 391 sentences of Humorous Ghost Stories, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 9 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Dorothy
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Scarborough
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Printed
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United
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