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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience
Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 359 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?
Mammy's li'l' boy, mammy's li'l' boy!
Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?
Mammy's li'l' baby boy.
Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 359 sentences across 72 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/71 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?
Line 2
Mammy's li'l' boy, mammy's li'l' boy!
Line 3
Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?
Line 4
Mammy's li'l' baby boy.
Line 5
Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baby noun US /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading “Mammy's li'l' baby boy.”

bite verb US /baɪt/

to grip, cut off, or tear with or as if with the teeth or jaws

From this reading “Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?”

bye noun US /baɪ/

an automatic advance to the next round in a tournament without playing an opponent

From this reading “Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!”

clothes noun US /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading “Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?”

kitchen noun US /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading “Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?”

mess noun US /mes/

a state of confusion and disorderliness

From this reading “Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?”

sight noun US /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading “Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?”

taters noun US /ˈteɪtərz/

plural of “tater” — an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading “Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

baby boy noun + noun

In this reading “Mammy's li'l' baby boy.”

All words in this reading · 28

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

babynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading Mammy's li'l' baby boy.

biteverbUS /baɪt/

to grip, cut off, or tear with or as if with the teeth or jaws

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Mammy's li'l' boy, mammy's li'l' boy!

By-o

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!

byenounUS /baɪ/

an automatic advance to the next round in a tournament without playing an opponent

From this reading Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!

Byo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

dey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

ernounUS /ər/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs with yttrium

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

er-trottin

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From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

esef

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

fer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

li'l

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mammy's li'l' boy, mammy's li'l' boy!

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

Mammy's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mammy's li'l' boy, mammy's li'l' boy!

messnounUS /mes/

a state of confusion and disorderliness

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Byo baby boy, oh bye, By-o, li'l boy!

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

tatersnounUS /ˈteɪtərz/

plural of “tater” — an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

ter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

twell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Who all time er-trottin' ter de kitchen fer er bite?

winoun

a midwestern state in north central United States

From this reading Who mess 'esef wi' taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?

Chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser holds 359 sentences, grouped into 72 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience contain?

Chapter 3 holds 359 sentences of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience, unabridged, divided into 72 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 359 sentences, grouped into 72 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #47194, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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