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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience
Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.
You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?
You born there?
No! sho!
Well, well!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.
Line 2
You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?
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You born there?
/juː bɔːrn ðer/
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No! sho!
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Well, well!
/wel wel/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anonymous adjective US /əˈnɑːnəməs/

having no known name or identity or known source

From this reading “ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.”

born adjective US /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading “You born there?”

county noun US /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading “ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.”

Rutland noun US /ˈrʌtlənd/

a town in central Vermont

From this reading “ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.”

Stranger noun US /ˈstreɪndʒər/

anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

tell verb US /tel/

express in words

From this reading “You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?”

town noun US /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading “You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?”

Yes noun US /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

come from verb + particle

In this reading “ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ANONYMOUSadjectiveUS /əˈnɑːnəməs/

having no known name or identity or known source

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading You born there?

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

Granville

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

hern

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

Mebbe

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From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No! sho!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

RutlandnounUS /ˈrʌtlənd/

a town in central Vermont

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

sho

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No! sho!

StrangernounUS /ˈstreɪndʒər/

anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading You born there?

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

Varmount

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, well!

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading ANONYMOUS _Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You born there?

You've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You've hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?

Chapter 7 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 7 holds 402 sentences of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 402 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 81 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #47194, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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