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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience
Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter IX

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"My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.
I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.
Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.
Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.
Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.
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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 379 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/75 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.
Line 2
I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.
Line 3
Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.
Line 4
Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.
Line 5
Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

Learner Dictionary

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colored adjective US /ˈkʌlərd/

having color or a certain color; sometimes used in combination

From this reading “Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.”

dat noun US /dæt/

a digital tape recording of sound

From this reading “Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

git noun US /ɡɪt/

a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading “"My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

knowed verb US /noʊd/

past form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

lots noun US /lɑːts/

a large number or amount

From this reading “Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

odder adjective US /ˈɑːdər/

comparative of “odd” — not divisible by two

From this reading “I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.”

saved adjective US /seɪvd/

rescued; especially from the power and consequences of sin

From this reading “"My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

stairs noun US /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading “Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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on board preposition + noun

on a ship, train, plane or other vehicle

In this reading “"My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.”

colored people adjective + noun

In this reading “Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.”

promised land verb + noun counted as “promise land”

In this reading “Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

ain't

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From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

bruddren

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From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

can't

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From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

coloredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌlərd/

having color or a certain color; sometimes used in combination

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

datnounUS /dæt/

a digital tape recording of sound

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

dere

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

dey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

ef

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

FaithnounUS /feɪθ/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

gitnounUS /ɡɪt/

a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

gitten

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

gwine

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

knowedverbUS /noʊd/

past form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

lotsnounUS /lɑːts/

a large number or amount

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

obnoun

a major river of western Siberia; flows generally northward and westward to the Gulf of Ob and the Kara Sea

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

odderadjectiveUS /ˈɑːdər/

comparative of “odd” — not divisible by two

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

OnceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

pon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

promisedverbUS /ˈprɑːməst/

past form of “promise” — make a promise or commitment

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

savedadjectiveUS /seɪvd/

rescued; especially from the power and consequences of sin

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

ShipverbUS /ʃɪp/

transport commercially

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

stairsnounUS /sterz/

a flight of stairs or a flight of steps

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Dere ain't no gitten up de back stairs, nor goin' 'cross lots; you can't do dat away, my bruddren, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

w'an't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Once 'pon a time dere was a lot ob colored people, an' dey was all gwine to de promised land.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I tell you, my bruddren, dere ain't no odder way.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, dey knowed dere w'an't no odder way for 'em to do but to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

yous

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "My bruddren, ef yous gwine to git saved, you got to git on board de Ship ob Faith.

Chapter 9 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser holds 379 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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