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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience
Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter XII

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"Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.
"We be," sez the fam'ly.
"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.
"What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.
"Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.
Line 2
"We be," sez the fam'ly.
Line 3
"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.
Line 4
"What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.
Line 5
"Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acknowledge verb US /ækˈnɑːlɪdʒ/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading “"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.”

assume verb US /əˈsuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.”

critter noun US /ˈkrɪtər/

a regional term for “creature” (especially for domestic animals)

From this reading “"Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.”

deceased noun US /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading “"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.”

heirs noun US /erz/

plural of “heir” — a person who is entitled by law or by the terms of a will to inherit the estate of another

From this reading “"Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.”

Hobart noun US /ˈhoʊbɑːrt/

a port and state capital of Tasmania

From this reading “"What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.”

obligation noun US /ˌɑːbləˈɡeɪʃən/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading “"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.”

severally adverb US /ˈsevrəli/

apart from others

From this reading “"Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

acknowledgeverbUS /ækˈnɑːlɪdʒ/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

assumeverbUS /əˈsuːm/

take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "We be," sez the fam'ly.

conjointlyadverb

in conjunction with; combined

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

critternounUS /ˈkrɪtər/

a regional term for “creature” (especially for domestic animals)

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

cyclopeedy

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From this reading "Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

deceasednounUS /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading "Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

f'r

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

fam'ly

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We be," sez the fam'ly.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

heirsnounUS /erz/

plural of “heir” — a person who is entitled by law or by the terms of a will to inherit the estate of another

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

Higgins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

HobartnounUS /ˈhoʊbɑːrt/

a port and state capital of Tasmania

From this reading "What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

obligationnounUS /ˌɑːbləˈɡeɪʃən/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

owin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Deceased died owin' me f'r a cyclopeedy!" sez Higgins.

Peasley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.

severallyadverbUS /ˈsevrəli/

apart from others

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

sez

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We be," sez the fam'ly.

sternadjectiveUS /stɜːrn/

of a stern or strict bearing or demeanor; forbidding in aspect

From this reading "What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "We be," sez the fam'ly.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We be," sez the fam'ly.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What obligation?" asked Peasley Hobart, stern like.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Then who are his heirs?" asked that mean critter Higgins.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?" he asked 'em.

Chapter 12 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience by Grenville [Compiler] Kleiser holds 411 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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