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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience
Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter XIII

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SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!
If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!
If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!
If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!
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Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Humorous Hits and How to Hold an Audience is here in full — 764 sentences across 153 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!
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If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!
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If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!
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If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!
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By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aback adverb US /əˈbæk/

having the wind against the forward side of the sails

From this reading “If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!”

chime noun US /tʃaɪm/

a percussion instrument consisting of a set of tuned bells that are struck with a hammer; used as an orchestral instrument

From this reading “If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!”

feigned adjective US /feɪnd/

not genuine

From this reading “If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!”

hits noun US /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading “SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!”

publishers noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃərz/

plural of “publisher” — a firm in the publishing business

From this reading “By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.”

rhyme noun US /raɪm/

correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading “If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!”

Shepard noun US /ˈʃepərd/

United States author of surrealistic allegorical plays (born in 1943)

From this reading “By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.”

stumbling verb US /ˈstʌmbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “stumble” — walk unsteadily

From this reading “SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

daily life noun + noun

In this reading “SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!”

sit still verb + adjective

In this reading “If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!”

better self adjective + noun

In this reading “SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!”

learn from verb + particle

In this reading “If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!”

look about verb + particle

In this reading “If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!”

find a place verb + article + noun counted as “find … place”

In this reading “SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!”

Speak out verb + adjective

express one's opinion openly and without fear or hesitation

In this reading “If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

abackadverbUS /əˈbæk/

having the wind against the forward side of the sails

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

apartadverbUS /əˈpɑːrt/

separated or at a distance in place or position or time

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

BrothersnounUS /ˈbrʌðərz/

plural of “brother” — a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

BURTONnounUS /ˈbɜːrtən/

English explorer who with John Speke was the first European to explore Lake Tanganyika (1821-1890)

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

chimenounUS /tʃaɪm/

a percussion instrument consisting of a set of tuned bells that are struck with a hammer; used as an orchestral instrument

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

coldnessnounUS /ˈkoʊldnəs/

the sensation produced by low temperatures

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

comfortnounUS /ˈkʌmfərt/

a state of being relaxed and feeling no pain

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

comradenounUS /ˈkɑːmræd/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

feignedadjectiveUS /feɪnd/

not genuine

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

flownounUS /floʊ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

goalnounUS /ɡoʊl/

the state of affairs that a plan is intended to achieve and that (when achieved) terminates behavior intended to achieve it

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

God'snounUS /ɡɑːdz/

possessive form of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

HITSnounUS /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

How

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From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

kissnounUS /kɪs/

the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

LeenounUS /liː/

United States filmmaker whose works explore the richness of black culture in America (born in 1957)

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

Lothrop

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

nerved

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From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

no-luck

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From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

permissionnounUS /pərˈmɪʃən/

approval to do something

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

publishersnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃərz/

plural of “publisher” — a firm in the publishing business

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

quartered

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From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

rhymenounUS /raɪm/

correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

RICHARD

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From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

rushesnounUS /ˈrʌʃəz/

plural of “rush” — the act of moving hurriedly and in a careless manner

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

selfnounUS /self/

your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

SERIOUSadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

ShepardnounUS /ˈʃepərd/

United States author of surrealistic allegorical plays (born in 1943)

From this reading By permission of the author and of the publishers, Lothrop, Lee & Shepard Company, Boston.

shiningadjectiveUS /ˈʃaɪnɪŋ/

marked by exceptional merit

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

soulsnounUS /soʊlz/

plural of “soul” — the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

SpeakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

stretchverbUS /stretʃ/

occupy a large, elongated area

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

stumblingverbUS /ˈstʌmbəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “stumble” — walk unsteadily

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

sublimeadjectiveUS /səˈblaɪm/

inspiring awe

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading If I had the time to let my heart Speak out and take in my life apart, To look about and to stretch a hand To a comrade quartered in no-luck land; Ah, God!

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

TIMEnounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

Wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

whippoorwillnoun

American nocturnal goatsucker with grey-and-white plumage

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading If I might but just sit still And hear the note of the whippoorwill, I think that my wish with God's would rhyme,-- If I had the time!

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading SERIOUS HITS IF WE HAD THE TIME BY RICHARD BURTON If I had the time to find a place And sit me down full face to face With my better self, that can not show In my daily life that rushes so: It might be then I would see my soul Was stumbling toward the shining goal, I might be nerved by the thought sublime,-- If I had the time!

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If I had the time to learn from you How much comfort my word could do; And I told you then of my sudden will To kiss your feet when I did you ill; If the tears aback of the coldness feigned Could flow, and the wrong be quite explained,-- Brothers, the souls of us all would chime, If we had the time!

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