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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.
"Bridgeport!
Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....
Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.
On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.
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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Humorous Masterpieces from American is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.
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"Bridgeport!
/ˈbrɪdʒpɔːrt/
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Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....
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Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.
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On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.
/ɑːn ˈriːtʃɪŋ ˈwɔːtərberi ɪn ðə sɑːft sprɪŋ ˈtwaɪlaɪt ˈmɪstər ˈdʒɑːnsən wɔːkt ʌp ənd daʊn ɪn frʌnt ʌv ðə ˈsteɪʃən ˈkjʊriəsli ˈskænɪŋ ðə ˈfeɪsəz ʌv ðə əˈsembəld kraʊd/

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Bridgeport noun US /ˈbrɪdʒpɔːrt/

a port in southwestern Connecticut on Long Island Sound

From this reading “"Bridgeport!”

conductor noun US /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading “Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....”

destination noun US /ˌdestəˈneɪʃən/

the place designated as the end (as of a race or journey)

From this reading “Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.”

scanning noun US /ˈskænɪŋ/

the process of translating photographs into a digital form that can be recognized by a computer

From this reading “On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.”

selections noun US /səˈlekʃənz/

plural of “selection” — the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading “SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.”

ticket noun US /ˈtɪkət/

a commercial document showing that the holder is entitled to something (as to ride on public transportation or to enter a public entertainment)

From this reading “Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.”

Waterbury noun US /ˈwɔːtərberi/

a city in west central Connecticut

From this reading “Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.”

whirling noun US /ˈwɜːrlɪŋ/

the act of rotating in a circle or spiral

From this reading “Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.”

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1858

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From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

27

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From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

assembledverbUS /əˈsembəld/

past form of “assemble” — create by putting components or members together

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

BridgeportnounUS /ˈbrɪdʒpɔːrt/

a port in southwestern Connecticut on Long Island Sound

From this reading "Bridgeport!

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

carpet-bag

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From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

carsnounUS /kɑːrz/

plural of “car” — a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

ChangeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

crowdverbUS /kraʊd/

cause to herd, drive, or crowd together

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

curiouslyadverbUS /ˈkjʊriəsli/

in a manner differing from the usual or expected

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

destinationnounUS /ˌdestəˈneɪʃən/

the place designated as the end (as of a race or journey)

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

EXPERIENCESnounUS /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

ExpressverbUS /ɪkˈspres/

give expression to

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

FROMprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

JohnsonnounUS /ˈdʒɑːnsən/

English writer and lexicographer (1709-1784)

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

jumpedverbUS /dʒʌmpt/

past form of “jump” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

Naugatuck

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

platformnounUS /ˈplætfɔːrm/

a raised horizontal surface

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

purchasedverbUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəst/

past form of “purchase” — obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

RailroadnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

reachingnounUS /ˈriːtʃɪŋ/

the act of physically reaching or thrusting out

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

scanningnounUS /ˈskænɪŋ/

the process of translating photographs into a digital form that can be recognized by a computer

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

SELECTIONSnounUS /səˈlekʃənz/

plural of “selection” — the act of choosing or selecting

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

shoutedadjectiveUS /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

softadjectiveUS /sɑːft/

yielding readily to pressure or weight

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

springnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

stationnounUS /ˈsteɪʃən/

a facility equipped with special equipment and personnel for a particular purpose

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SELECTIONS FROM THE EXPERIENCES OF THE A.C.

ticketnounUS /ˈtɪkət/

a commercial document showing that the holder is entitled to something (as to ride on public transportation or to enter a public entertainment)

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

TrainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

twilightnounUS /ˈtwaɪlaɪt/

the time of day immediately following sunset

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading On reaching Waterbury, in the soft spring twilight, Mr. Johnson walked up and down in front of the station, curiously scanning the faces of the assembled crowd.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

WaterburynounUS /ˈwɔːtərberi/

a city in west central Connecticut

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

whirlingnounUS /ˈwɜːrlɪŋ/

the act of rotating in a circle or spiral

From this reading Mr. Johnson, carpet-bag in hand, jumped upon the platform, entered the office, purchased a ticket for Waterbury, and was soon whirling in the Naugatuck train towards his destination.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Change cars for the Naugatuck Railroad!" shouted the conductor of the New York and Boston Express Train, on the evening of May 27, 1858....

Chapter 1 of Humorous Masterpieces from American by Edward T. (Edward Tuckerman) [Editor] Mason holds 392 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Selections
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Experiences
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Bridgeport
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