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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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--"Oh, yes!
I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.
Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.
But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?
Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Humorous Masterpieces from American is here in full — 413 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
--"Oh, yes!
/oʊ jes/
Line 2
I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.
/aɪ hæv hɜːrd bɪˈfɔːr ʌv ðə ˈpleʒərz ʌv ðə ˈɡɑːrdən/
Line 3
Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.
/ˈpoʊəts hæv sʌŋ enˈθuːziæsts hæv ˈrɪtən ənd oʊld men hæv driːmd ʌv ðem sɪns ˈhɪstəri bɪˈɡæn hɜːr ˈkrɑːnɪkəlz/
Line 4
But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?
/bʌt hæv ðə peɪnz ʌv ðə ˈɡɑːrdən ˈevər bɪn dwelt əˈpɑːn/
Line 5
Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?
/hæv ˈpiːpəl naʊ bɪn ɪnˈtaɪərli ˈɑːnəst ɪn wʌt ðeɪ hæv sed ənd ˈrɪtən ɑːn ðɪs θiːm/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chronicles noun US /ˈkrɑːnɪkəlz/

plural of “chronicle” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading “Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.”

dwelt verb US /dwelt/

inflected form of “dwell” — think moodily or anxiously about something

From this reading “But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?”

enthusiasts noun US /enˈθuːziæsts/

plural of “enthusiast” — an ardent and enthusiastic supporter of some person or activity

From this reading “Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.”

pains noun US /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

pleasures noun US /ˈpleʒərz/

plural of “pleasure” — a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading “I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.”

Poets noun US /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading “Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.”

sung noun US /sʌŋ/

the imperial dynasty of China from 960 to 1279; noted for art and literature and philosophy

From this reading “Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.”

theme noun US /θiːm/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading “Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

chroniclesnounUS /ˈkrɑːnɪkəlz/

plural of “chronicle” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

dreamedadjectiveUS /driːmd/

conceived of or imagined or hoped for

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

dweltverbUS /dwelt/

inflected form of “dwell” — think moodily or anxiously about something

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

enthusiastsnounUS /enˈθuːziæsts/

plural of “enthusiast” — an ardent and enthusiastic supporter of some person or activity

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

entirelyadverbUS /ɪnˈtaɪərli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

HistorynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading --"Oh, yes!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

painsnounUS /peɪnz/

an effortful attempt to attain a goal

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

pleasuresnounUS /ˈpleʒərz/

plural of “pleasure” — a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

PoetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

sungnounUS /sʌŋ/

the imperial dynasty of China from 960 to 1279; noted for art and literature and philosophy

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have heard before of the pleasures of the garden.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

themenounUS /θiːm/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading But have the _pains_ of the garden ever been dwelt upon?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Have people, now, been entirely honest in what they have said and written on this theme?

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading Poets have sung, enthusiasts have written, and old men have dreamed of them since History began her chronicles.

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading --"Oh, yes!

Chapter 3 of Humorous Masterpieces from American by Edward T. (Edward Tuckerman) [Editor] Mason holds 413 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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