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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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* * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.
It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.
I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.
And I said--"Why is this thus?
What is the reason of this thusness?"
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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Humorous Masterpieces from American is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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* * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.
/aɪ rəˈɡret tuː seɪ ðæt ˈefərts wɜːr meɪd tuː meɪk ə ˈmɔːrmən ʌv miː waɪl aɪ wɑːz ɪn ˈjuːtɔː/
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It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.
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I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.
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And I said--"Why is this thus?
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What is the reason of this thusness?"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deceased noun US /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading “It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.”

efforts noun US /ˈefərts/

plural of “effort” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “* * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.”

eighteen adjective US /eɪˈtiːn/

being one more than seventeen

From this reading “I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.”

Mormon noun US /ˈmɔːrmən/

the ancient prophet whose writings were revealed to Joseph Smith who founded the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

From this reading “* * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.”

seventeen adjective US /ˈsevənˈtiːn/

being one more than sixteen

From this reading “It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.”

Utah noun US /ˈjuːtɔː/

a state in the western United States; settled in 1847 by Mormons led by Brigham Young

From this reading “* * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.”

widows noun US /ˈwɪdoʊz/

plural of “widow” — a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading “It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.”

wives noun US /waɪvz/

plural of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading “It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

altogetheradverbUS /ˌɔːltəˈɡeðər/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

deceasednounUS /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

effortsnounUS /ˈefərts/

plural of “effort” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

eighteenadjectiveUS /eɪˈtiːn/

being one more than seventeen

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

heartsnounUS /hɑːrts/

a form of whist in which players avoid winning tricks containing hearts or the queen of spades

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And I said--"Why is this thus?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

leap-year

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

MormonnounUS /ˈmɔːrmən/

the ancient prophet whose writings were revealed to Joseph Smith who founded the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading What is the reason of this thusness?"

regretverbUS /rəˈɡret/

feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading And I said--"Why is this thus?

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

seventeenadjectiveUS /ˈsevənˈtiːn/

being one more than sixteen

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

softadjectiveUS /sɑːft/

yielding readily to pressure or weight

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading And I said--"Why is this thus?

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading And I said--"Why is this thus?

thusness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What is the reason of this thusness?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

UtahnounUS /ˈjuːtɔː/

a state in the western United States; settled in 1847 by Mormons led by Brigham Young

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What is the reason of this thusness?"

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading * * * * * I regret to say that efforts were made to make a Mormon of me while I was in Utah.

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading I called on them one day--and taking their soft white hands in mine--which made eighteen hands altogether--I found them in tears.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading And I said--"Why is this thus?

widowsnounUS /ˈwɪdoʊz/

plural of “widow” — a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

wivesnounUS /waɪvz/

plural of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading It was leap-year when I was there--and seventeen young widows--the wives of a deceased Mormon--offered me their hearts and hands.

Chapter 5 of Humorous Masterpieces from American by Edward T. (Edward Tuckerman) [Editor] Mason holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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