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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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"No," said Aunt Pen.
"Very true.
I sha'n't see it.
But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!
You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."
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Humorous Masterpieces from American

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Humorous Masterpieces from American is here in full — 389 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"No," said Aunt Pen.
/noʊ sed ænt pen/
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"Very true.
/ˈveri truː/
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I sha'n't see it.
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But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!
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You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

Learner Dictionary

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conjecture noun US /kənˈdʒektʃər/

a hypothesis that has been formed by speculating or conjecturing (usually with little hard evidence)

From this reading “But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!”

dyed adjective US /daɪd/

(used of color) artificially produced; not natural

From this reading “You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."”

economy noun US /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading “But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!”

passes noun US /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading “But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!”

Pen noun US /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading “"No," said Aunt Pen.”

shrinkage noun US /ˈʃrɪŋkɪdʒ/

process or result of becoming less or smaller

From this reading “You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."”

snapping verb US /ˈsnæpɪŋ/

inflected form of “snap” — utter in an angry, sharp, or abrupt tone

From this reading “But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!”

spoil verb US /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading “You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading "No," said Aunt Pen.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

boughtverbUS /bɑːt/

inflected form of “buy” — obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

common-sense

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

conjecturenounUS /kənˈdʒektʃər/

a hypothesis that has been formed by speculating or conjecturing (usually with little hard evidence)

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

consideredadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərd/

carefully weighed

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

don't

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From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

dyedadjectiveUS /daɪd/

(used of color) artificially produced; not natural

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

economynounUS /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

foreveradverbUS /fərˈevər/

for a limitless time

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I sha'n't see it.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

immediatelyadverbUS /ˌɪˈmiːdiːətli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I sha'n't see it.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No," said Aunt Pen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

passesnounUS /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

PennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading "No," said Aunt Pen.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

presentlyadverbUS /ˈprezəntli/

in the near future

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "No," said Aunt Pen.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I sha'n't see it.

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

sha'n't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I sha'n't see it.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

shrinkagenounUS /ˈʃrɪŋkɪdʒ/

process or result of becoming less or smaller

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

snappingverbUS /ˈsnæpɪŋ/

inflected form of “snap” — utter in an angry, sharp, or abrupt tone

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading "Very true.

VeryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Very true.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading You had better send it down and have it dyed at once before you cut it, for the shrinkage will spoil it forever if you don't."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But what," added she presently snapping open her eyes, "considered as a mere piece of economy, you bought a red dress for when you are immediately going into black, passes common-sense to conjecture!

Chapter 6 of Humorous Masterpieces from American by Edward T. (Edward Tuckerman) [Editor] Mason holds 389 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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