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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse
Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

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HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.
_IN PROSE AND VERSE_.
EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.
London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.
1889.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse is here in full — 390 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.
/ˈhjuːmərəs ˈriːdɪŋz ənd ˌresɪˈteɪʃənz/
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_IN PROSE AND VERSE_.
/ɪn proʊz ənd vɜːrs/
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EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.
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London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.
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1889.

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authors noun US /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.”

editor noun US /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading “EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.”

frederick noun US /ˈfredrɪk/

a town in northern Maryland to the west of Baltimore

From this reading “London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.”

prose noun US /proʊz/

ordinary writing as distinguished from verse

From this reading “_IN PROSE AND VERSE_.”

readings noun US /ˈriːdɪŋz/

plural of “reading” — the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading “HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.”

recitations noun US /ˌresɪˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “recitation” — written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading “HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.”

verse noun US /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

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IN PROSE preposition + noun

In this reading “_IN PROSE AND VERSE_.”

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1889

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 1889.

AMERICANnounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.

AUTHORSnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

COnounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.

EDITORnounUS /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

ETC

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

FREDERICKnounUS /ˈfredrɪk/

a town in northern Maryland to the west of Baltimore

From this reading London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.

FROMprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

HUMOROUSadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _IN PROSE AND VERSE_.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.

MODERNadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading EDITOR OF "MODERN READINGS AND RECITATIONS," "NEW READINGS FROM AMERICAN AUTHORS," ETC.

PROSEnounUS /proʊz/

ordinary writing as distinguished from verse

From this reading _IN PROSE AND VERSE_.

READINGSnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋz/

plural of “reading” — the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.

RECITATIONSnounUS /ˌresɪˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “recitation” — written matter that is recited from memory

From this reading HUMOROUS READINGS AND RECITATIONS.

VERSEnounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading _IN PROSE AND VERSE_.

WARNE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading London and New York: FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.

Chapter 1 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse by Leopold[Editor] Wagner holds 390 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Humorous
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Readings
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Recitations
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