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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse
Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

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Mappin went away to execute the order.
An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.
It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.
The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.
"Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.
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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse is here in full — 385 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Mappin went away to execute the order.
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An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.
/æn ˈaʊər ɪˈlæpst ənd ə ˈspeʃəl əˈdɪʃən ʌv æn ˈiːvnɪŋ ˈpeɪpər wɑːz brɔːt ˈɪntuː ðə ˈɔːfɪs/
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It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.
/ɪt kənˈteɪnd ə ˈteləɡræm frʌm ˈmeksəkoʊ ˈsteɪtɪŋ ðæt ðer hæd nɑːt bɪn wʌn ˌrevəˈluːʃən ənd tuː ˈɜːrθkweɪks ɪn ðæt ˈkʌntri bɪˈfɔːr ˈbrekfəst æz ˈjuːʒəwəl ðæt ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/
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The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.
/ðə ˈreɪlweɪ ˈdɪvɪdend wɑːz rɪˈmɑːrkəbli ɡʊd ənd ˈmeksəkən ˈprefərəns stɑːk went ʌp faɪv pɜːr sent æt wɪtʃ praɪs ðə ˈbroʊkər tʊk əˈpɑːn hɪmˈself tuː kloʊs ðə əˈkaʊnt ˈθɪŋkɪŋ hɪz ˈklaɪənt wʊd biː wel ˈsætəsfaɪd wɪð hɪz ˈprɑːfɪts/
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"Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

broker noun US /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

client noun US /ˈklaɪənt/

a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

dividend noun US /ˈdɪvɪdend/

that part of the earnings of a corporation that is distributed to its shareholders; usually paid quarterly

From this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

earthquakes noun US /ˈɜːrθkweɪks/

plural of “earthquake” — shaking and vibration at the surface of the earth resulting from underground movement along a fault plane or from volcanic activity

From this reading “It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.”

execute verb US /ˈeksəkjuːt/

kill as a means of socially sanctioned punishment

From this reading “Mappin went away to execute the order.”

Preference noun US /ˈprefərəns/

a strong liking

From this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

profits noun US /ˈprɑːfɪts/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

stating verb US /ˈsteɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “state” — express in words

From this reading “It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

per cent preposition + noun

In this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

execute the order verb + article + noun counted as “execute … order”

In this reading “Mappin went away to execute the order.”

Clever fellow adjective + noun

In this reading “"Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.”

evening paper noun + noun

In this reading “An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.”

remarkably good adverb + adjective

In this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

well satisfied adverb + adjective

In this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

went away verb + particle counted as “go away”

move away from a place into another direction

In this reading “Mappin went away to execute the order.”

went up verb + adjective counted as “go up”

move upward

In this reading “The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

brokernounUS /ˈbroʊkər/

a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

centnounUS /sent/

a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

CleveradjectiveUS /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

clientnounUS /ˈklaɪənt/

a person who seeks the advice of a lawyer

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

dividendnounUS /ˈdɪvɪdend/

that part of the earnings of a corporation that is distributed to its shareholders; usually paid quarterly

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

earthquakesnounUS /ˈɜːrθkweɪks/

plural of “earthquake” — shaking and vibration at the surface of the earth resulting from underground movement along a fault plane or from volcanic activity

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

editionnounUS /əˈdɪʃən/

the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

elapsedadjectiveUS /ɪˈlæpst/

(of time) having passed or slipped by

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

executeverbUS /ˈeksəkjuːt/

kill as a means of socially sanctioned punishment

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

Mappin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

Maybrick

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

MexicannounUS /ˈmeksəkən/

a native or inhabitant of Mexico

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

MexiconounUS /ˈmeksəkoʊ/

a republic in southern North America; became independent from Spain in 1810

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

mutteredverbUS /ˈmʌtərd/

past form of “mutter” — talk indistinctly; usually in a low voice

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

Oliphant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "Clever fellow, Oliphant," muttered Mr. Maybrick; "up to every move on the board.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

perprepositionUS /pɜːr/

for each

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

PreferencenounUS /ˈprefərəns/

a strong liking

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

profitsnounUS /ˈprɑːfɪts/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

railwaynounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

remarkablyadverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbli/

to a remarkable degree or extent

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

revolutionnounUS /ˌrevəˈluːʃən/

a drastic and far-reaching change in ways of thinking and behaving

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

specialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

statingverbUS /ˈsteɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “state” — express in words

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

StocknounUS /stɑːk/

the capital raised by a corporation through the issue of shares entitling holders to an ownership interest

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

telegramnounUS /ˈteləɡræm/

a message transmitted by telegraph

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading It contained a telegram from Mexico, stating that there had not been one revolution, and two earthquakes in that country before breakfast, as usual, that morning.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading An hour elapsed, and a special edition of an evening paper was brought into the office.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Mappin went away to execute the order.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The railway dividend was remarkably good, and Mexican Preference Stock went up five per cent., at which price the broker took upon himself to close the account, thinking his client would be well satisfied with his profits.

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