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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

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(_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.
W. E. WILCOX.
Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.
I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.
My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.
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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse is here in full — 345 sentences across 69 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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(_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.
/baɪ pərˈmɪʃən ʌv ðə ˈɔːθər ə naɪt wɪð ə stɔːrk/
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W. E. WILCOX.
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Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.
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I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.
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My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.
/maɪ waɪf ənd aɪ lʌv ˌreɡjəˈlerəti ənd ˈkwaɪət əˈbʌv ɔːl θɪŋz ənd ˌɔːlˈðoʊ sɪns ðə ərˈaɪvəl ʌv maɪ sʌn ənd er wiː hæd nɑːt ˌenˈdʒɔɪd ðæt piːs wɪtʃ wiː dɪd ˈdʊrɪŋ ðə fɜːrst jɪr ʌv ˈaʊər ˈmerid laɪf jet hɪz ˈdʒuːvənəl ðoʊ ˈsʌmˈwʌt ˈpaʊərfəl ˈlɪtəl lʌŋz hæd æz jet feɪld ɪn ˈmeɪkɪŋ ˈaʊərz ə ˈnɔɪzi haʊs/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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diminutive adjective US /dɪˈmɪnjətɪv/

very small

From this reading “I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.”

individuals noun US /ˌɪndəˈvɪdʒəwəlz/

plural of “individual” — a human being

From this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

juvenile adjective US /ˈdʒuːvənəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or appropriate for children or young people

From this reading “My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.”

namely adverb US /ˈneɪmli/

as follows

From this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

necessitates verb US /nəˈsesəteɪts/

third-person singular of “necessitate” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading “I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.”

regularity noun US /ˌreɡjəˈlerəti/

a property of polygons: the property of having equal sides and equal angles

From this reading “My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.”

stork noun US /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading “(_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.”

suburbs noun US /ˈsʌbərbz/

plural of “suburb” — a residential district located on the outskirts of a city

From this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

infant son noun + noun

In this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

married life adjective + noun

In this reading “My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.”

at home preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.”

all things adjective + noun

In this reading “My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.”

in the suburbs preposition + article + noun counted as “in … suburb”

In this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

first year adjective + noun

In this reading “My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.”

small houses adjective + noun counted as “small house”

In this reading “Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.”

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From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

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From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

absencenounUS /ˈæbsəns/

the state of being absent

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

arrivalnounUS /ərˈaɪvəl/

accomplishment of an objective

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

diminutiveadjectiveUS /dɪˈmɪnjətɪv/

very small

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

duringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading W. E. WILCOX.

enjoyedverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪd/

past form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

FournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

heirnounUS /er/

A person legally or magically entitled to the property or rank of another on that person's death.

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

householdnounUS /ˈhaʊshoʊld/

a social unit living together

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

housesnounUS /ˈhaʊsəz/

plural of “house” — a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

individualsnounUS /ˌɪndəˈvɪdʒəwəlz/

plural of “individual” — a human being

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

infantnounUS /ˈɪnfənt/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

juvenileadjectiveUS /ˈdʒuːvənəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or appropriate for children or young people

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

lungsnounUS /lʌŋz/

plural of “lung” — either of two saclike respiratory organs in the chest of vertebrates; serves to remove carbon dioxide and provide oxygen to the blood

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

mnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

maid-of-all

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From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

mansionnounUS /ˈmænʃən/

(astrology) one of 12 equal areas into which the zodiac is divided

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

namelyadverbUS /ˈneɪmli/

as follows

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

necessitatesverbUS /nəˈsesəteɪts/

third-person singular of “necessitate” — require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

NIGHTnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

noisyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

notwithstandingadverbUS /ˌnɑːtwɪθˈstændɪŋ/

despite anything to the contrary (usually preceding a concession)

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

occupationnounUS /ˌɑːkjəˈpeɪʃən/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

occupyverbUS /ˈɑːkjəpaɪ/

keep busy with

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

ourspronounUS /ˈaʊərz/

the one or ones belonging to us

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

pnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

peacenounUS /piːs/

the state prevailing during the absence of war

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

permissionnounUS /pərˈmɪʃən/

approval to do something

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

regularitynounUS /ˌreɡjəˈlerəti/

a property of polygons: the property of having equal sides and equal angles

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

rownounUS /roʊ/

an arrangement of objects or people side by side in a line

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

STORKnounUS /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

suburbsnounUS /ˈsʌbərbz/

plural of “suburb” — a residential district located on the outskirts of a city

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

thoroughlyadverbUS /ˈθɜːroʊli/

in an exhaustive manner

From this reading I am a thoroughly domestic man, and notwithstanding that my occupation necessitates absence from my mansion between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., my heart is generally at home, with my diminutive household.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading W. E. WILCOX.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

WILCOX

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From this reading W. E. WILCOX.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading (_By permission of the Author._) A NIGHT WITH A STORK.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading Four individuals--namely, my wife, my infant son, my maid-of-all work, and myself--occupy one of a row of very small houses in the suburbs of London.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading My wife, and I, love regularity and quiet above all things; and although, since the arrival of my son, and heir, we had not enjoyed that peace which we did during the first year of our married life, yet his juvenile, though somewhat powerful, little lungs, had as yet failed in making ours a noisy house.

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