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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse
Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

Chapter VII

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And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.
"What the dev----!"
But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.
Poor old Treacle!
The name stuck to him ever after.
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Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.
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"What the dev----!"
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But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.
/bʌt aɪ drɔː ə ˈkɜːrtən ˈoʊvər ðə rest ðə ˈdɑːktər wɑːz proʊˈfeɪn ənd hiː hɜːrt maɪ ˈfiːlɪŋz ˈveri mʌtʃ/
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Poor old Treacle!
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The name stuck to him ever after.
/ðə neɪm stʌk tuː hɪm ˈevər ˈæftər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Boston noun US /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

curtain noun US /ˈkɜːrtən/

hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading “But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.”

detach verb US /ˈdɪtætʃ/

cause to become detached or separated; take off

From this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

lamb noun US /læm/

young sheep

From this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

profane adjective US /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading “But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.”

sheep noun US /ʃiːp/

woolly usually horned ruminant mammal related to the goat

From this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

stuck adjective US /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading “The name stuck to him ever after.”

surroundings noun US /sərˈaʊndɪŋz/

the environmental condition

From this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

draw a curtain verb + article + noun counted as “draw … curtain”

In this reading “But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.”

black sheep adjective + noun

a reckless and unprincipled reprobate

In this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

came forth verb + particle counted as “come forth”

come out of

In this reading “And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

causedverbUS /kɑːzd/

past form of “cause” — give rise to; cause to happen or occur, not always intentionally

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

curtainnounUS /ˈkɜːrtən/

hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

delayverbUS /dɪˈleɪ/

cause to be slowed down or delayed

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

detachverbUS /ˈdɪtætʃ/

cause to become detached or separated; take off

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

dev

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What the dev----!"

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

drawverbUS /drɔː/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading The name stuck to him ever after.

feelingsnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋz/

emotional or moral sensitivity (especially in relation to personal principles or dignity)

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

forthadverbUS /fɔːrθ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The name stuck to him ever after.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

lambnounUS /læm/

young sheep

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The name stuck to him ever after.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Poor old Treacle!

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

PooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Poor old Treacle!

profaneadjectiveUS /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

sheepnounUS /ʃiːp/

woolly usually horned ruminant mammal related to the goat

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

stuckadjectiveUS /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading The name stuck to him ever after.

surroundingsnounUS /sərˈaʊndɪŋz/

the environmental condition

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "What the dev----!"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And Boston, after some little delay caused in having to detach himself from surroundings, came forth like a lamb--I mean, like a black sheep.

Treaclenoun

a pale cane syrup

From this reading Poor old Treacle!

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But I draw a curtain over the rest; the doctor was profane, and he hurt my feelings _very much_.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What the dev----!"

Chapter 7 of Humorous Readings and Recitations, in Prose and Verse by Leopold[Editor] Wagner holds 393 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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