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I Was a Teen-Age Secret Weapon
I Was a Teen-Age Secret Weapon

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.
You know--like the eye of a hurricane?
It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.
"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.
"Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!
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I Was a Teen-Age Secret Weapon

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of I Was a Teen-Age Secret Weapon is here in full — 455 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.
/hiː kʊd ˈtruːθfəli seɪ ðæt hiː ˈnevər hɜːrt ˈenibədi/
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You know--like the eye of a hurricane?
Line 3
It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.
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"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.
Line 5
"Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

Learner Dictionary

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amiably adverb US /ˈeɪmiəbli/

in an affable manner

From this reading “"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.”

cages noun US /ˈkeɪdʒɪz/

plural of “cage” — an enclosure made or wire or metal bars in which birds or animals can be kept

From this reading “"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.”

drawled verb US /drɔːld/

past form of “drawl” — lengthen and slow down or draw out

From this reading “"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.”

hurricane noun US /ˈhɜːrəkeɪn/

a severe tropical cyclone usually with heavy rains and winds moving at 63-136 knots (12 on the Beaufort scale)

From this reading “You know--like the eye of a hurricane?”

hurts noun US /hɜːrts/

plural of “hurt” — any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading “It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.”

laboratory noun US /ˈlæbrətɔːri/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading “"Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!”

lanky adjective US /ˈlæŋki/

tall and thin and having long slender limbs

From this reading “"But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.”

truthfully adverb US /ˈtruːθfəli/

with truth

From this reading “_He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

Ah

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From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

amiablyadverbUS /ˈeɪmiəbli/

in an affable manner

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

animalsnounUS /ˈænəməlz/

plural of “animal” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

approachingnounUS /əˈproʊtʃɪŋ/

the event of one object coming closer to another

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

BerrynounUS /ˈberi/

any of numerous small and pulpy edible fruits; used as desserts or in making jams and jellies and preserves

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

cagesnounUS /ˈkeɪdʒɪz/

plural of “cage” — an enclosure made or wire or metal bars in which birds or animals can be kept

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

Dr

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

drawledverbUS /drɔːld/

past form of “drawl” — lengthen and slow down or draw out

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

eighteen-year-old

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

feedverbUS /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

GetverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

hoodoonoun

(geology) a column of weathered and unusually shaped rock

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

hurricanenounUS /ˈhɜːrəkeɪn/

a severe tropical cyclone usually with heavy rains and winds moving at 63-136 knots (12 on the Beaufort scale)

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

hurtsnounUS /hɜːrts/

plural of “hurt” — any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

laboratorynounUS /ˈlæbrətɔːri/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

lankyadjectiveUS /ˈlæŋki/

tall and thin and having long slender limbs

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

screamedverbUS /skriːmd/

past form of “scream” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading It never hurts anybody...._ "Get away from me!" screamed Dr. Berry at the approaching figure.

shrilled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

swearverbUS /swer/

utter obscenities or profanities

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Get out of this laboratory, you hoodoo," shrilled Berry, "or I swear I'll kill you!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

truthfullyadverbUS /ˈtruːθfəli/

with truth

From this reading _He could truthfully say that he never hurt anybody.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading "But Ah got to feed an' water the animals an' clean out the cages," drawled the lanky, eighteen-year-old boy amiably.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know--like the eye of a hurricane?

Chapter 1 of I Was a Teen-Age Secret Weapon by Richard Sabia holds 455 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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