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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”
That would have ended it.
As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.
It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.
In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.
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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Idle Ideas in 1905 is here in full — 194 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/38 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”
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That would have ended it.
/ðæt wʊd hæv ˈendəd ɪt/
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As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.
/æz ə ˈmætər ʌv fækt ðæt dɪd end ɪt faɪv ˈmɪnəts pæst ɪˈlevən/
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It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.
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In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

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avoided verb US /əˈvɔɪdɪd/

past form of “avoid” — stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

Devonshire noun US /dɪˈvɑːnʃaɪr/

a county in southwestern England

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

Grain noun US /ɡreɪn/

a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading “In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.”

jumping noun US /ˈdʒʌmpɪŋ/

the act of participating in an athletic competition in which you must jump

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

maiden noun US /ˈmeɪdən/

an unmarried girl (especially a virgin)

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

seconds noun US /ˈsekəndz/

plural of “second” — 1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

shouting noun US /ˈʃaʊtɪŋ/

encouragement in the form of cheers from spectators

From this reading ““If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.””

unpleasantness noun US /ənˈplezəntnəs/

the feeling caused by disagreeable stimuli; one pole of a continuum of states of feeling

From this reading “In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

auntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

avoidedverbUS /əˈvɔɪdɪd/

past form of “avoid” — stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

Corney

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From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

DevonshirenounUS /dɪˈvɑːnʃaɪr/

a county in southwestern England

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

elevenadjectiveUS /ɪˈlevən/

being one more than ten

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

endedadjectiveUS /ˈendəd/

having come or been brought to a conclusion

From this reading That would have ended it.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

GrainnounUS /ɡreɪn/

a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

hadn't

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From this reading It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading That would have ended it.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading That would have ended it.

jumpingnounUS /ˈdʒʌmpɪŋ/

the act of participating in an athletic competition in which you must jump

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

maidennounUS /ˈmeɪdən/

an unmarried girl (especially a virgin)

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

observeverbUS /əbˈzɜːrv/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading As a matter of fact that did end it five minutes past eleven.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading It hadn’t occurred to her to say it before.

secondsnounUS /ˈsekəndz/

plural of “second” — 1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

shoutingnounUS /ˈʃaʊtɪŋ/

encouragement in the form of cheers from spectators

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

sufferedverbUS /ˈsʌfərd/

past form of “suffer” — undergo or be subjected to

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

tomfoolerynoun

foolish or senseless behavior

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

unpleasantnessnounUS /ənˈplezəntnəs/

the feeling caused by disagreeable stimuli; one pole of a continuum of states of feeling

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading In real life I never knew but of one case where a man suffered in silence unpleasantness he could have ended with a word; and that was the case of the late Corney Grain.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading That would have ended it.

you'll

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From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “If you’ll stop shouting and jumping about for just ten seconds, and give me a chance to observe that I am your maiden aunt from Devonshire, all this tomfoolery can be avoided.”

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