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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.
Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.
But it is not war.
Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.
Let our idea be uniformity.
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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Idle Ideas in 1905 is here in full — 200 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/40 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.
Line 2
Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.
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But it is not war.
/bʌt ɪt ɪz nɑːt wɔːr/
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Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.
/bɪˈliːv miː ˈdʒentəlmɪn ðɪs θɪŋ hæz bɪn ˈkerfəli wɜːrkt aʊt ənd noʊ ˌɪmˈpruːvmənt ɪz ˈlaɪkli tuː rɪˈzʌlt frʌm ˌɪndəˈvɪdʒəwəl ˈefərt/
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Let our idea be uniformity.
/let ˈaʊər aɪˈdiːə biː ˌjuːnəˈfɔːrməti/

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balancing noun US /ˈbælənsɪŋ/

getting two things to correspond

From this reading ““I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.”

decidedly adverb US /ˌdɪˈsaɪdədli/

without question and beyond doubt

From this reading “Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.”

improvement noun US /ˌɪmˈpruːvmənt/

a change for the better; progress in development

From this reading ““Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.”

Leonard noun US /ˈlenərd/

United States writer of thrillers (born in 1925)

From this reading ““I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.”

Leonard's noun US /ˈlenərdz/

possessive form of “leonard” — United States writer of thrillers (born in 1925)

musket noun US /ˈmʌskət/

a muzzle-loading shoulder gun with a long barrel; formerly used by infantrymen

From this reading ““I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.”

outstretched adjective US /aʊtˈstretʃt/

fully extended especially in length

From this reading ““I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.”

uniformity noun US /ˌjuːnəˈfɔːrməti/

a condition in which everything is regular and unvarying

From this reading “Let our idea be uniformity.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

balancingnounUS /ˈbælənsɪŋ/

getting two things to correspond

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Let our idea be uniformity.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

BelieveverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But it is not war.

carefullyadverbUS /ˈkerfəli/

taking care or paying attention

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

cleveradjectiveUS /ˈklevər/

showing self-interest and shrewdness in dealing with others

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

decidedlyadverbUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdədli/

without question and beyond doubt

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

effortnounUS /ˈefərt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

heavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Let our idea be uniformity.

improvementnounUS /ˌɪmˈpruːvmənt/

a change for the better; progress in development

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

individualadjectiveUS /ˌɪndəˈvɪdʒəwəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But it is not war.

LeonardnounUS /ˈlenərd/

United States writer of thrillers (born in 1925)

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

Leonard'snounUS /ˈlenərdz/

possessive form of “leonard” — United States writer of thrillers (born in 1925)

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let our idea be uniformity.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

musketnounUS /ˈmʌskət/

a muzzle-loading shoulder gun with a long barrel; formerly used by infantrymen

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Let our idea be uniformity.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

outstretchedadjectiveUS /aʊtˈstretʃt/

fully extended especially in length

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

palmnounUS /pɑːm/

the inner surface of the hand from the wrist to the base of the fingers

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

performancenounUS /pərˈfɔːrməns/

a dramatic or musical entertainment

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

PrivateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

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From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

suggestverbUS /səˈdʒest/

make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

uniformitynounUS /ˌjuːnəˈfɔːrməti/

a condition in which everything is regular and unvarying

From this reading Let our idea be uniformity.

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading But it is not war.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Private St. Leonard’s performance with the musket is decidedly clever.

workedverbUS /wɜːrkt/

past form of “work” — exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading “Believe me, gentlemen, this thing has been carefully worked out, and no improvement is likely to result from individual effort.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “I would also suggest to Private St. Leonard that we are not here to practice the art of balancing a heavy musket on the outstretched palm of the hand.

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