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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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We carry our make-believe even into our religion.
We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable wormsthat there is no good in us.
This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.
We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honestuntil they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.
Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.
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Idle Ideas in 1905

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of Idle Ideas in 1905 is here in full — 190 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We carry our make-believe even into our religion.
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We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable wormsthat there is no good in us.
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This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.
/ðɪs sɔːrt ʌv θɪŋ wiː ˈɡæðər ɪz ɪkˈspektəd ʌv ʌs ɪt dʌz ʌs noʊ hɑːrm ənd ɪz səˈpoʊzd tuː pliːz/
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We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honestuntil they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.
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Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.
/ðen wiː bɪˈkʌm ˈveri ˈæŋɡri wɪð ðem ənd ɪkˈspleɪn tuː ðem ðæt ðeɪ ˈbiːɪŋ ˈsɪnərz ɑːr nɑːt foʊk fɪt tuː mɪks wɪð ʌs pərˈfekt ˈpiːpəl/

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Almighty noun US /ɔːlˈmaɪti/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.”

forcing verb US /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading “We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.”

insist verb US /ˌɪnˈsɪst/

be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading “We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.”

mix verb US /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading “Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.”

sinners noun US /ˈsɪnərz/

plural of “sinner” — a person who sins (without repenting)

From this reading “Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.”

stated adjective US /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading “We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.”

swelling noun US /ˈswelɪŋ/

an abnormal protuberance or localized enlargement

From this reading “We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.”

worms noun US /wɜːrmz/

plural of “worm” — any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

From this reading “We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.”

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againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

AlmightynounUS /ɔːlˈmaɪti/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

angryadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

fitverbUS /fɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

folknounUS /foʊk/

people in general (often used in the plural)

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

forcingverbUS /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

gatherverbUS /ˈɡæðər/

assemble or get together

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

harmnounUS /hɑːrm/

any physical damage to the body caused by violence or accident or fracture etc.

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

insistverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪst/

be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

intervalsnounUS /ˈɪntərvəlz/

plural of “interval” — a definite length of time marked off by two instants

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

make-believenoun

imaginative intellectual play

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

mentionverbUS /ˈmenʃən/

make reference to

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

mixverbUS /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

observeverbUS /əbˈzɜːrv/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

religionnounUS /rɪˈlɪdʒən/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

sinnersnounUS /ˈsɪnərz/

plural of “sinner” — a person who sins (without repenting)

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

statedadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

swellingnounUS /ˈswelɪŋ/

an abnormal protuberance or localized enlargement

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This sort of thing, we gather, is expected of us; it does us no harm, and is supposed to please.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Then we become very angry with them, and explain to them that they, being sinners, are not folk fit to mix with us perfect people.

voicesnounUS /ˈvɔɪsəz/

plural of “voice” — the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We carry our make-believe even into our religion.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading We make-believe that every woman is good, that every man is honest—until they insist on forcing us, against our will, to observe that they are not.

wormsnounUS /wɜːrmz/

plural of “worm” — any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

From this reading We sit in church, and in voices swelling with pride, mention to the Almighty, at stated intervals, that we are miserable worms—that there is no good in us.

Chapter 11 of Idle Ideas in 1905 by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 190 sentences, grouped into 38 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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