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If: A Play in Four Acts
If: A Play in Four Acts

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of If: A Play in Four Acts is here in full — 206 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Carry your bag, sir?
JOHN Go to hell!
[Exit through door.]
BILL Ullo.
BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.
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If: A Play in Four Acts

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of If: A Play in Four Acts is here in full — 206 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/41 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Carry your bag, sir?
/ˈkæri jɔːr bæɡ sɜːr/
Line 2
JOHN Go to hell!
/dʒɑːn ɡoʊ tuː hel/
Line 3
[Exit through door.]
/ˈeɡzɪt θruː dɔːr/
Line 4
BILL Ullo.
Line 5
BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bag noun US /bæɡ/

a flexible container with a single opening

From this reading “Carry your bag, sir?”

bill noun US /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “BILL Ullo.”

Carry verb US /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading “Carry your bag, sir?”

Exit noun US /ˈeɡzɪt/

an opening that permits escape or release

From this reading “[Exit through door.]”

getting noun US /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading “BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.”

hell noun US /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading “JOHN Go to hell!”

john noun US /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading “JOHN Go to hell!”

Somebody's noun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading “BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.”

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atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

bagnounUS /bæɡ/

a flexible container with a single opening

From this reading Carry your bag, sir?

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

BERT

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

BILLnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading BILL Ullo.

CarryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading Carry your bag, sir?

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading [Exit through door.]

ExitnounUS /ˈeɡzɪt/

an opening that permits escape or release

From this reading [Exit through door.]

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

GoverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading JOHN Go to hell!

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading JOHN Go to hell!

im

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

JOHNnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading JOHN Go to hell!

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Carry your bag, sir?

Somebody'snounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading BERT Somebody's been getting at 'im.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading [Exit through door.]

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading JOHN Go to hell!

Ullo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BILL Ullo.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Carry your bag, sir?

Chapter 1 of If: A Play in Four Acts by Lord Dunsany holds 206 sentences, grouped into 42 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 206 sentences of If: A Play in Four Acts, unabridged, divided into 42 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in If: A Play in Four Acts

Words and structures a reader meets early in If: A Play in Four Acts, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Carry
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Through
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Somebody's
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Getting
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