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If I May

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.
But there is still much to bother me.
The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.
Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.
Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.
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If I May

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of If I May is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.
/juː wʊd θɪŋk ðæt ˌriːəˈʃʊrd baɪ ðə ˈprezəns ʌv ðə braɪd aɪ kʊd biː ˈhæpi naʊ/
Line 2
But there is still much to bother me.
/bʌt ðer ɪz stɪl mʌtʃ tuː ˈbɑːðər miː/
Line 3
The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.
Line 4
Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.
/wɜːrs ðæn ɔːl ðɪs ðer ɪz ə ˈpeɪnfəl wɑːnt ʌv ˌjuːnəˈnɪməti əˈmʌŋ ðə ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃən æz tuː wen wiː stænd ʌp ənd wen wiː sɪt daʊn/
Line 5
Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

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bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “But there is still much to bother me.”

bridegroom noun US /ˈbraɪdɡruːm/

a man who has recently been married

From this reading “The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.”

bridesmaids noun US /ˈbraɪdzmeɪdz/

plural of “bridesmaid” — an unmarried woman who attends the bride at a wedding

From this reading “The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.”

congregation noun US /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃən/

a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading “Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.”

glove noun US /ɡlʌv/

the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading “The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.”

reassured adjective US /ˌriːəˈʃʊrd/

having confidence restored; freed from anxiety

From this reading “You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.”

treading verb US /ˈtredɪŋ/

-ing form of “tread” — put down or press the foot, place the foot

From this reading “The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.”

unanimity noun US /ˌjuːnəˈnɪməti/

everyone being of one mind

From this reading “Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

bridenounUS /braɪd/

a woman who has recently been married

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

bridegroomnounUS /ˈbraɪdɡruːm/

a man who has recently been married

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

bridesmaidsnounUS /ˈbraɪdzmeɪdz/

plural of “bridesmaid” — an unmarried woman who attends the bride at a wedding

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

can't

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From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

congregationnounUS /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃən/

a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

else

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From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

forgottenadjectiveUS /fərˈɡɑːt.n̩/

Not remembered; lapsed from memory.

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

glovenounUS /ɡlʌv/

the handwear used by fielders in playing baseball

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

painfuladjectiveUS /ˈpeɪnfəl/

causing physical or psychological pain

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

reassuredadjectiveUS /ˌriːəˈʃʊrd/

having confidence restored; freed from anxiety

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

showingnounUS /ˈʃoʊɪŋ/

the display of a motion picture

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

signsnounUS /saɪnz/

plural of “sign” — a perceptible indication of something not immediately apparent (as a visible clue that something has happened)

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

SometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But there is still much to bother me.

treadingverbUS /ˈtredɪŋ/

-ing form of “tread” — put down or press the foot, place the foot

From this reading The bridegroom is showing signs of having forgotten his part, the bride can't get her glove off, one of the bridesmaids is treading on my hat.

unanimitynounUS /ˌjuːnəˈnɪməti/

everyone being of one mind

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Sometimes I am alone and sitting when everybody else is standing, and that is easy to bear; but sometimes I find myself standing when everybody else is sitting, and that is very hard.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

WorseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading Worse than all this, there is a painful want of unanimity among the congregation as to when we stand up and when we sit down.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You would think that, reassured by the presence of the bride, I could be happy now.

Chapter 4 of If I May by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne holds 408 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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