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Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of If I May is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.
Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.
My mind was never so fertile.
Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.
That was last night.
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If I May

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of If I May is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.
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Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.
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My mind was never so fertile.
/maɪ maɪnd wɑːz ˈnevər soʊ ˈfɜːrtəl/
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Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.
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That was last night.
/ðæt wɑːz læst naɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crammed verb US /kræmd/

inflected form of “cram” — crowd or pack to capacity

From this reading “Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.”

essay noun US /eˈseɪ/

an analytic or interpretive literary composition

From this reading “A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.”

fertile adjective US /ˈfɜːrtəl/

capable of reproducing

From this reading “My mind was never so fertile.”

Infinite adjective US /ˈɪnfənət/

having no limits or boundaries in time or space or extent or magnitude

From this reading “A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.”

Masterpiece noun US /ˈmæstərpiːs/

the most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman

From this reading “A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.”

planning noun US /ˈplænɪŋ/

an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action

From this reading “A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.”

theme noun US /θiːm/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading “Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.”

Tomatoes noun US /təˈmeɪtoʊz/

plural of “tomato” — mildly acid red or yellow pulpy fruit eaten as a vegetable

From this reading “Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

crammedverbUS /kræmd/

inflected form of “cram” — crowd or pack to capacity

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

essaynounUS /eˈseɪ/

an analytic or interpretive literary composition

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

fertileadjectiveUS /ˈfɜːrtəl/

capable of reproducing

From this reading My mind was never so fertile.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

Improbabilitynoun

the quality of being improbable

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

InfiniteadjectiveUS /ˈɪnfənət/

having no limits or boundaries in time or space or extent or magnitude

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

LastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

loftyadjectiveUS /ˈlɔːfti/

of high moral or intellectual value; elevated in nature or style

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

LostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

MasterpiecenounUS /ˈmæstərpiːs/

the most outstanding work of a creative artist or craftsman

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading My mind was never so fertile.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

planningnounUS /ˈplænɪŋ/

an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading My mind was never so fertile.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

TennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

themenounUS /θiːm/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

Tin-tacks

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From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

TomatoesnounUS /təˈmeɪtoʊz/

plural of “tomato” — mildly acid red or yellow pulpy fruit eaten as a vegetable

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Last night my brain was crammed with lofty thoughts on the subject--and for that matter, on every other subject.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Ten thousand words on any theme from Tin-tacks to Tomatoes would have been easy to me.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

yesterdaynounUS /ˈjestərdeɪ/

the day immediately before today

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A Lost Masterpiece The short essay on "The Improbability of the Infinite" which I was planning for you yesterday will now never be written.

Chapter 5 of If I May by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 403 sentences of If I May, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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