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If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson
If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._
R. L. STEVENSON.
"IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.
Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.
Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.
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If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson is here in full — 68 sentences across 14 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/13 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._
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R. L. STEVENSON.
/ɑːr el ˈstiːvənsən/
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"IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.
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Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.
/nɑːt ˈɔːlweɪz ɑːr ðoʊz ˈrɔɪəltiz kraʊnd baɪ ðoʊz ˈlɔːrəlz/
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Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.
/ˈtɑːrzæn ʌv ɪf aɪ rɪˈmɛm.bər ˈraɪtli ðə eɪps ˈnevər wʌn ðə ˈdʌbəl ɪˈvent/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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laurels noun US /ˈlɔːrəlz/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading “Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.”

Novelists noun US /ˈnɑːvələsts/

plural of “novelist” — one who writes novels

From this reading “"IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.”

parodied verb US /ˈperədid/

inflected form of “parody” — make a spoof of or make fun of

From this reading “First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._”

parodies noun US /ˈperədiz/

plural of “parody” — a composition that imitates or misrepresents somebody's style, usually in a humorous way

From this reading “First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._”

parodist noun US /ˈpærədɪst/

mimics literary or musical style for comic effect

From this reading “First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._”

royalties noun US /ˈrɔɪəltiz/

plural of “royalty” — payment to the holder of a patent or copyright or resource for the right to use their property

From this reading “Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.”

Seller noun US /ˈselər/

someone who promotes or exchanges goods or services for money

From this reading “"IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.”

stevenson noun US /ˈstiːvənsən/

Scottish author (1850-1894)

From this reading “R. L. STEVENSON.”

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19

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From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

1922

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From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

22

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From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

5

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From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

9

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From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

ApesnounUS /eɪps/

plural of “ape” — any of various primates with short tails or no tail at all

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

BestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

COMESnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

crownedadjectiveUS /kraʊnd/

having an (artificial) crown on a tooth

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

DecembernounUS /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

enjoyedverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪd/

past form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

FourthnounUS /fɔːrθ/

following the third position; number four in a countable series

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

keenlyadverbUS /ˈkiːnli/

in a keen or penetrating way

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading R. L. STEVENSON.

laurelsnounUS /ˈlɔːrəlz/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

NovelistsnounUS /ˈnɑːvələsts/

plural of “novelist” — one who writes novels

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

NovembernounUS /noʊˈvembər/

the month following October and preceding December

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

OctobernounUS /ɑːkˈtoʊbər/

the month following September and preceding November

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

parodiedverbUS /ˈperədid/

inflected form of “parody” — make a spoof of or make fun of

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

parodiesnounUS /ˈperədiz/

plural of “parody” — a composition that imitates or misrepresents somebody's style, usually in a humorous way

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

parodistnounUS /ˈpærədɪst/

mimics literary or musical style for comic effect

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

PrintingnounUS /ˈprɪntɪŋ/

text handwritten in the style of printed matter

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading R. L. STEVENSON.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

rightlyadverbUS /ˈraɪtli/

with honesty

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

royaltiesnounUS /ˈrɔɪəltiz/

plural of “royalty” — payment to the holder of a patent or copyright or resource for the right to use their property

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

SecondnounUS /ˈsekənd/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

SellernounUS /ˈselər/

someone who promotes or exchanges goods or services for money

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

SeptembernounUS /sepˈtembər/

the month following August and preceding October

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

sitsverbUS /sɪts/

third-person singular of “sit” — be seated

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

STEVENSONnounUS /ˈstiːvənsən/

Scottish author (1850-1894)

From this reading R. L. STEVENSON.

TarzannounUS /ˈtɑːrzæn/

(sometimes used ironically) a man of great strength and agility (after the hero of a series of novels by Edgar Rice Burroughs)

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

ThirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Not always are those royalties crowned by those laurels.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

to-day

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From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading First Printing, September 9, 1922 Second Printing, October 19, 1922 Third Printing, November 22, 1922 Fourth Printing, December 5, 1922 _These parodies do good to the book parodied; great good, sometimes; they are kindly meant, and the parodist has usually keenly enjoyed the book of which he sits down to make a fool._

WINTERnounUS /ˈwɪntər/

the coldest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the winter solstice to the vernal equinox

From this reading "IF WINTER COMES" placed its author not only as a Best Seller, but as one of the Great Novelists of to-day.

wonnounUS /wʌn/

the basic unit of money in South Korea

From this reading Tarzan (of, if I remember rightly, the Apes) never won the double event.

Chapter 1 of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson by Barry Pain holds 68 sentences, grouped into 14 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson contain?

Chapter 1 holds 68 sentences of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson, unabridged, divided into 14 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson by Barry Pain exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 68 sentences, grouped into 14 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson?

Work through the 14 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 14 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson

Common questions about reading If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson by Barry Pain on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson?

Yes. All 1989 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #27375 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #27375, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson take to read?

About 165 minutes of reading across 398 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson section by section

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Vocabulary met early in If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson

Words and structures a reader meets early in If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

First
A word that appears in the opening chapter of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Printing
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September
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Second
A word that appears in the opening chapter of If Winter Don't A.B.C.D.E.F. Notsomuchinson; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.