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Imaginary Interviews

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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"And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.
"Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?
That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."
"What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.
"But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.
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Imaginary Interviews

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Imaginary Interviews is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.
/ənd juː ˈædvəkət ðə ˈdʒenərəl əˈdɑːpʃən ʌv sʌtʃ ə ˈkʌstəm ˈaʊər frend æskt ˈɡetɪŋ bæk tuː ðə ˈsɑːrkæzəm ʌv hɪz ˈoʊpənɪŋ noʊt/
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"Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?
/səˈpoʊz ə ˈlɑːrdʒər ˈdɪnər ə ˈfæʃənəbəl ˈdɪnər wɪð hæf ə ˈdʌzən men ˈweɪtərz/
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That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."
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"What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.
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"But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.
/bʌt noʊ ðə ˈkʌstəm wʊd nɑːt biː ˈredəli əˈdɑːptɪd ˈiːvɪn əˈmʌŋ ˌenˈlaɪtənd ˈθɪŋkərz/

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adoption noun US /əˈdɑːpʃən/

the act of accepting with approval; favorable reception

From this reading “"And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.”

advocate verb US /ˈædvəkət/

push for something

From this reading “"And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.”

enlightened adjective US /ˌenˈlaɪtənd/

having knowledge and spiritual insight

From this reading “"But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.”

reformer noun US /rɪˈfɔːrmər/

a disputant who advocates reform

From this reading “That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."”

retarded adjective US /rɪˈtɑːrdɪd/

relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development

From this reading “That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."”

sarcasm noun US /ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “"And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.”

thinkers noun US /ˈθɪŋkərz/

plural of “thinker” — an important intellectual

From this reading “"But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.”

waiters noun US /ˈweɪtərz/

plural of “waiter” — a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading “"Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

adoptedadjectiveUS /əˈdɑːptɪd/

acquired as your own by free choice

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

adoptionnounUS /əˈdɑːpʃən/

the act of accepting with approval; favorable reception

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

advancedadjectiveUS /ədˈvænst/

farther along in physical or mental development

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

advocateverbUS /ˈædvəkət/

push for something

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

clubman

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From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

customnounUS /ˈkʌstəm/

accepted or habitual practice

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

dozennounUS /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

enlightenedadjectiveUS /ˌenˈlaɪtənd/

having knowledge and spiritual insight

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

fashionableadjectiveUS /ˈfæʃənəbəl/

being or in accordance with current social fashions

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

invitedverbUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd/

past form of “invite” — increase the likelihood of

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

largeradjectiveUS /ˈlɑːrdʒər/

large or big relative to something else

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

openingnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

readilyadverbUS /ˈredəli/

without much difficulty

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

reformernounUS /rɪˈfɔːrmər/

a disputant who advocates reform

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

retardedadjectiveUS /rɪˈtɑːrdɪd/

relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

retortedverbUS /riˈtɔːrtɪd/

past form of “retort” — answer back

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

sarcasmnounUS /ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

spiritedlyadverb

in a spirited or lively manner; with animation and vivacity

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

thinkersnounUS /ˈθɪŋkərz/

plural of “thinker” — an important intellectual

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

waitersnounUS /ˈweɪtərz/

plural of “waiter” — a person whose occupation is to serve at table (as in a restaurant)

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Suppose a larger dinner, a fashionable dinner, with half a dozen men waiters?

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

worksnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading "What good thing works with _them_?" we retorted, spiritedly.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "But no, the custom would not be readily adopted even among enlightened thinkers.

wouldn't

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From this reading That sort of thing might do at the table of a reformer, which only the more advanced were invited to; but it wouldn't work with the average retarded society woman or clubman."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "And you advocate the general adoption of such a custom?" our friend asked, getting back to the sarcasm of his opening note.

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