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In the Heart of a Fool
In the Heart of a Fool

Chapter XXVI

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A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.
For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.
And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.
Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.
Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

In the Heart of a Fool

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of In the Heart of a Fool is here in full — 110 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.
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For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.
/fɔːr ðə ˈwɪkəd ɡoʊ ənˈskeɪðd ʌv məˈtɪriəl ˈpʌnɪʃmənts ɪn ðɪs ˈnɔːti wɜːrld/
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And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.
/ənd soʊ ðə aɪˈdiːə ʌv ˈhevən ɪz ə ˈlɑːdʒɪkəl ˈsiːkwəns ʌv ðə aɪˈdiːə ðæt ˈoʊnli ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl rɪˈwɔːrdz kʌm tuː men fɔːr ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl ˈsɜːrvəsəz/
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Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.
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Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

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counters noun US /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading “Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.”

crucifixion noun US /ˌkruːsɪˈfɪkʃən/

the act of executing by a method widespread in the ancient world; the victim's hands and feet are bound or nailed to a cross

From this reading “Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.”

offenses noun US /əˈfensɪz/

plural of “offense” — a lack of politeness; a failure to show regard for others; wounding the feelings or others

From this reading “A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.”

punishments noun US /ˈpʌnɪʃmənts/

plural of “punishment” — the act of punishing

From this reading “A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.”

rewards noun US /rɪˈwɔːrdz/

plural of “reward” — a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading “And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.”

sequence noun US /ˈsiːkwəns/

serial arrangement in which things follow in logical order or a recurrent pattern

From this reading “A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.”

Tribune noun US /ˈtrɪbjuːn/

(ancient Rome) an official elected by the plebeians to protect their interests

unscathed adjective US /ənˈskeɪðd/

not injured or harmed

From this reading “For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.”

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logical sequence adjective + noun

In this reading “A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

accountsnounUS /əˈkaʊnts/

plural of “account” — a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

balanceverbUS /ˈbæləns/

bring into balance or equilibrium

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

beliefnounUS /bɪˈliːf/

any cognitive content held as true

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

BlowverbUS /bloʊ/

exhale hard

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

CANVASnounUS /ˈkænvəs/

a heavy, closely woven fabric (used for clothing or chairs or sails or tents)

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

CHAPTERnounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

countersnounUS /ˈkaʊntərz/

plural of “counter” — table consisting of a horizontal surface over which business is transacted

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

crossesnounUS /ˈkrɔːsɪz/

plural of “cross” — a wooden structure consisting of an upright post with a transverse piece

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

crownnounUS /kraʊn/

the Crown (or the reigning monarch) as the symbol of the power and authority of a monarchy

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

crownsnounUS /kraʊnz/

plural of “crown” — the Crown (or the reigning monarch) as the symbol of the power and authority of a monarchy

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

crucifixionnounUS /ˌkruːsɪˈfɪkʃən/

the act of executing by a method widespread in the ancient world; the victim's hands and feet are bound or nailed to a cross

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

differencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

EXAMINEverbUS /ɪɡˈzæmɪn/

consider in detail and subject to an analysis in order to discover essential features or meaning

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

followverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

HarveynounUS /ˈhɑːrvi/

English physician and scientist who described the circulation of the blood; he later proposed that all animals originate from an ovum produced by the female of the species (1578-1657)

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

HEAVENnounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

hellnounUS /hel/

any place of pain and turmoil

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

HELLS

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From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

logicaladjectiveUS /ˈlɑːdʒɪkəl/

capable of or reflecting the capability for correct and valid reasoning

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

materialadjectiveUS /məˈtɪriəl/

concerned with worldly rather than spiritual interests

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

naughtyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔːti/

suggestive of sexual impropriety

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

neededadjectiveUS /ˈniːdəd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not that Heaven is needed to balance the accounts of good men after death--not at all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

offensesnounUS /əˈfensɪz/

plural of “offense” — a lack of politeness; a failure to show regard for others; wounding the feelings or others

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

ONEpronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

PeachnounUS /piːtʃ/

cultivated in temperate regions

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

PhilosophernounUS /fəˈlɑːsəfər/

a specialist in philosophy

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

punishmentsnounUS /ˈpʌnɪʃmənts/

plural of “punishment” — the act of punishing

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

REALadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

rewardsnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrdz/

plural of “reward” — a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

sequencenounUS /ˈsiːkwəns/

serial arrangement in which things follow in logical order or a recurrent pattern

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

servicesnounUS /ˈsɜːrvəsəz/

performance of duties or provision of space and equipment helpful to others

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

SHORTadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

SNUGadjectiveUS /snʌɡ/

offering safety; well protected or concealed

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

spiritualadjectiveUS /ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And so the idea of Heaven is a logical sequence of the idea that only spiritual rewards come to men for spiritual services.

TribunenounUS /ˈtrɪbjuːn/

(ancient Rome) an official elected by the plebeians to protect their interests

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

TWOnounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

unscathedadjectiveUS /ənˈskeɪðd/

not injured or harmed

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

WEpronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading Good men get all that is coming to them here--whether it is a crucifixion or a crown--that makes no difference; crowns and crosses are mere material counters.

wickedadjectiveUS /ˈwɪkəd/

morally bad in principle or practice

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading For the wicked go unscathed of material punishments in this naughty world.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

YETconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading A SHORT CHAPTER, YET IN IT WE EXAMINE ONE CANVAS HEAVEN, ONE REAL HEAVEN, AND TWO SNUG LITTLE HELLS "The idea of hell," wrote the Peach Blow Philosopher in the Harvey _Tribune_, "is the logical sequence of the belief that material punishments must follow spiritual offenses.

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Grant
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