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In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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"Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"
And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.
Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.
A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."
Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.
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In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"
/wer ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃənz ner breɪk ʌp ənd ˈsɜːrmənz ˈnevər end/
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And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.
Line 3
Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.
Line 4
A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."
Line 5
Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

accent noun US /əkˈsent/

distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading “Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.”

behold verb US /bɪˈhoʊld/

see with attention

From this reading “And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.”

congregations noun US /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃənz/

plural of “congregation” — a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading “"Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"”

ne'er adverb US /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “"Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"”

neglected adjective US /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading “And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.”

Paisley noun US /ˈpeɪzli/

a soft wool fabric with a colorful swirled pattern of curved shapes

From this reading “Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.”

reproduce verb US /ˌriːprəˈduːs/

make a copy or equivalent of

From this reading “Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.”

sermons noun US /ˈsɜːrmənz/

plural of “sermon” — an address of a religious nature (usually delivered during a church service)

From this reading “"Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

accentnounUS /əkˈsent/

distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

beholdverbUS /bɪˈhoʊld/

see with attention

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

bodynounUS /ˈbɑːdi/

the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

burstverbUS /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

cleanadjectiveUS /kliːn/

free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

congregationsnounUS /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃənz/

plural of “congregation” — a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

countverbUS /kaʊnt/

determine the number or amount of

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

Gehennanoun

a place where the wicked are punished after death

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

heathenishadjective

not acknowledging the God of Christianity and Judaism and Islam

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

lo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

ne'eradverbUS /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

neglectedadjectiveUS /nəˈɡlektəd/

disregarded

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

PaisleynounUS /ˈpeɪzli/

a soft wool fabric with a colorful swirled pattern of curved shapes

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

PeternounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

reproduceverbUS /ˌriːprəˈduːs/

make a copy or equivalent of

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

rideec'lous

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, man, it's just rideec'lous.

Sabbath-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

sermonsnounUS /ˈsɜːrmənz/

plural of “sermon” — an address of a religious nature (usually delivered during a church service)

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading And now, lo and behold, here I am in their heathenish Gehenna, where the Sabbath-day is just clean neglected; indeed, I have lost count myself, and do not know one day from the other.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading A body--I mean a soul--does not know where to turn."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Where congregations ne'er break up, And sermons never end!"

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Here Peter, whose accent I cannot attempt to reproduce (he was a Paisley man), burst into honest tears.

Chapter 3 of In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories by Andrew Lang holds 418 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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