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Incidents of the War

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Incidents of the War is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.
CONFESSIONS OF A FAT MAN--HOME-GUARD.
The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.
Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.
The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.
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Incidents of the War

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of Incidents of the War is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/31 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.
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CONFESSIONS OF A FAT MAN--HOME-GUARD.
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The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.
/ðə ˈmoʊmənt ðə flæɡ wɑːz ˈθretənd lɑːrdʒ ˈbɑːdiz ʌv men wɜːr kɔːld əˈpɑːn tuː ˈræli tuː ɪts dɪˈfens/
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Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.
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The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

able-bodied adjective US /ˈeɪbəlˈbɑːdid/

having a strong healthy body

From this reading “Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.”

Confessions noun US /kənˈfeʃənz/

plural of “confession” — an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading “Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.”

defense noun US /dɪˈfens/

(military) military action or resources protecting a country against potential enemies

From this reading “The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.”

drill verb US /drɪl/

make a hole, especially with a pointed power or hand tool

From this reading “The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.”

enrolled verb US /enˈroʊld/

inflected form of “enrol” — register formally as a participant or member

From this reading “Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.”

pitcher noun US /ˈpɪtʃər/

(baseball) the person who does the pitching

From this reading “The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.”

rally verb US /ˈræli/

gather

From this reading “The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.”

Sweethearts noun US /ˈswiːthɑːrts/

plural of “sweetheart” — a person loved by another person

From this reading “Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

able-bodiedadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəlˈbɑːdid/

having a strong healthy body

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

attendantnounUS /əˈtendənt/

someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

bodiesnounUS /ˈbɑːdiz/

plural of “body” — the entire physical structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being)

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

CampnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

ConfessionsnounUS /kənˈfeʃənz/

plural of “confession” — an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

defensenounUS /dɪˈfens/

(military) military action or resources protecting a country against potential enemies

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

drillverbUS /drɪl/

make a hole, especially with a pointed power or hand tool

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

EarlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

enrolledverbUS /enˈroʊld/

inflected form of “enrol” — register formally as a participant or member

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

fanverbUS /fæn/

strike out (a batter), (of a pitcher)

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

FatadjectiveUS /fæt/

having an (over)abundance of flesh

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

FenceverbUS /fens/

enclose with a fence

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

flagnounUS /flæɡ/

emblem usually consisting of a rectangular piece of cloth of distinctive design

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

Home-guard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

ice-water

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

LetternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

NegronounUS /ˈniːɡroʊ/

a person with African ancestry, "Negro" and "Negroid" are archaic and pejorative today

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

pitchernounUS /ˈpɪtʃər/

(baseball) the person who does the pitching

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

rallyverbUS /ˈræli/

gather

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

SweetheartsnounUS /ˈswiːthɑːrts/

plural of “sweetheart” — a person loved by another person

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

threatenedadjectiveUS /ˈθretənd/

(of flora or fauna) likely in the near future to become endangered

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

TimesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

WarnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading Confessions of a Fat Man -- Home-guard -- The Negro on the Fence -- A Camp Letter of Early Times -- "Sweethearts" against the War.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading The drill was very severe in hot weather, and I wanted an attendant, a fan, and pitcher of ice-water.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The moment the flag was threatened, large bodies of men were called upon to rally to its defense.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Being large and able-bodied, I enrolled with the home-guard.

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