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Chapter XXX · Chapter 30

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A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.
A REPORTER'S IDEA OF MULES.
Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.
I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.
The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.
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Incidents of the War

Chapter XXX · Chapter 30

Chapter 30 of Incidents of the War is here in full — 126 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.
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A REPORTER'S IDEA OF MULES.
/ə rɪˈpɔːrtərz aɪˈdiːə ʌv mjuːlz/
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Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.
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I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.
/aɪ ˈɔːlweɪz ˈsɪmpəθaɪzd wɪð stɜːrn ɪn hɪz ˌsentəˈmentəl ˈrevəri ˈoʊvər ə ded æs bʌt fɔːr ə ˈlɪvɪŋ wʌn aɪ kʊd ˈnevər ˈeləveɪt maɪ ˈfiːlɪŋ ʌv ˈpɪti ˈiːðər ˈɪntuː lʌv ɔːr ˌædmərˈeɪʃən/
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The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.
/ðə mjuːl ɪn ˈkwestʃən ˌhaʊˈevər siːmd tuː biː pəˈzest ʌv ˈdʒentəl ənd ˈkaɪndli ˌkwɑːləfəˈkeɪʃənz/

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antics noun US /ˈæntɪks/

plural of “antic” — a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement

From this reading “Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.”

Browne noun US /braʊn/

English illustrator of several of Dickens' novels (1815-1882)

From this reading “Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.”

elevate verb US /ˈeləveɪt/

give a promotion to or assign to a higher position

From this reading “I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.”

Fireman noun US /ˈfaɪrmən/

play in which children pretend to put out a fire

From this reading “A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.”

Gaddis noun US /ˈɡædɪs/

plural of “gaddi” — a cushion on a throne for a prince in India

From this reading “A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.”

Reporter's noun US /rɪˈpɔːrtərz/

possessive form of “reporter” — a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories

From this reading “A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.”

Sterne noun US /stɜːrn/

English writer (born in Ireland) (1713-1766)

From this reading “I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.”

sympathized verb US /ˈsɪmpəθaɪzd/

past form of “sympathize” — share the feelings of; understand the sentiments of

From this reading “I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

abundantadjectiveUS /əˈbʌndənt/

present in great quantity

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

admirationnounUS /ˌædmərˈeɪʃən/

a feeling of delighted approval and liking

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

anticsnounUS /ˈæntɪks/

plural of “antic” — a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

assnounUS /æs/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

BrownenounUS /braʊn/

English illustrator of several of Dickens' novels (1815-1882)

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

ChaplainnounUS /ˈtʃæplən/

a clergyman ministering to some institution

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

commiserationnoun

a feeling of sympathy and sorrow for the misfortunes of others

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

describingverbUS /dɪˈskraɪbɪŋ/

-ing form of “describe” — give a description of

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

elevateverbUS /ˈeləveɪt/

give a promotion to or assign to a higher position

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

faithnounUS /feɪθ/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

FiremannounUS /ˈfaɪrmən/

play in which children pretend to put out a fire

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

GaddisnounUS /ˈɡædɪs/

plural of “gaddi” — a cushion on a throne for a prince in India

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

Grass-Widow

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From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

IdeanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

Junius

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From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

KentuckynounUS /kənˈtʌki/

a state in east central United States; a border state during the American Civil War; famous for breeding race horses

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

LetternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

mulenounUS /mjuːl/

hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse; usually sterile

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

MulesnounUS /mjuːlz/

plural of “mule” — hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse; usually sterile

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

pitynounUS /ˈpɪti/

a feeling of sympathy and sorrow for the misfortunes of others

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

possessedadjectiveUS /pəˈzest/

influenced or controlled by a powerful force such as a strong emotion

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

qualificationsnounUS /ˌkwɑːləfəˈkeɪʃənz/

plural of “qualification” — an attribute that must be met or complied with and that fits a person for something

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

Reporter'snounUS /rɪˈpɔːrtərz/

possessive form of “reporter” — a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

reverienounUS /ˈrevəri/

absentminded dreaming while awake

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

Secesh

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From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

sentimentaladjectiveUS /ˌsentəˈmentəl/

given to or marked by sentiment or sentimentality

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

SternenounUS /stɜːrn/

English writer (born in Ireland) (1713-1766)

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

sympathizedverbUS /ˈsɪmpəθaɪzd/

past form of “sympathize” — share the feelings of; understand the sentiments of

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Junius Browne, describing a mule and his antics, says: "Now, be it known, I never had any faith in, though possessed of abundant commiseration for, a mule.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The mule in question, however, seemed to be possessed of gentle and kindly qualifications.

TurnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading A Reporter's Idea of Mules -- Letter from Kentucky -- Chaplain Gaddis Turns Fireman -- Gaddis and the Secesh Grass-Widow.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I always sympathized with Sterne in his sentimental reverie over a dead ass, but for a living one, I could never elevate my feeling of pity either into love or admiration.

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