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Ingersollia

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Ingersollia is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.
Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?
Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?
Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Ingersollia

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Ingersollia is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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50.
Line 2
Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.
/ˈevəri mæn ə baɪt tuː θɪŋk naʊ wiː hæv kʌm tuː ðə kənˈkluːʒən ðæt ˈevəri mæn hæz ə raɪt tuː θɪŋk/
Line 3
Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?
/wʊd ɡɑːd ɡɪv ə bɜːrd wɪŋz ənd meɪk ɪt ə kraɪm tuː flaɪ/
Line 4
Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?
/wʊd hiː ɡɪv miː breɪnz ənd meɪk ɪt ə kraɪm tuː θɪŋk/
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Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Bight noun US /baɪt/

a loop in a rope

From this reading “Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.”

brains noun US /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading “Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?”

conclusion noun US /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading “Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.”

crime noun US /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading “Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?”

damn adjective US /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading “Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.”

decent adjective US /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading “Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.”

thief noun US /θiːf/

a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it

From this reading “Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.”

wings noun US /wɪŋz/

a means of flight or ascent

From this reading “Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?”

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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50

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 50.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

BightnounUS /baɪt/

a loop in a rope

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

birdnounUS /bɜːrd/

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

brainsnounUS /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

damnadjectiveUS /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

flyverbUS /flaɪ/

travel through the air; be airborne

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think?

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

thiefnounUS /θiːf/

a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

ThinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Every Man a Bight to Think Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think.

wingsnounUS /wɪŋz/

a means of flight or ascent

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly?

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief.

Chapter 2 of Ingersollia by Robert Green Ingersoll holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 402 sentences of Ingersollia, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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Colonel
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