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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 888 sentences across 178 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.
HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.
CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.
HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.
HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 888 sentences across 178 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/177 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.
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HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.
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CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.
/ˈʃæli tuː ðə ˈrektəri/
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HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.
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HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

challis noun US /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading “CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.”

deceased noun US /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading “HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.”

element noun US /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading “HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.”

judith noun US /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading “HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.”

philosophy noun US /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading “OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.”

rectory noun US /ˈrektəri/

an official residence provided by a church for its parson or vicar or rector

From this reading “CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.”

sister noun US /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading “HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.”

wife's noun US /waɪfs/

possessive form of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading “HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

DECEASED WIFE'S noun + noun counted as “deceased wife”

In this reading “HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.”

AT THE RECTORY preposition + article + noun counted as “at … rectory”

In this reading “HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.”

All words in this reading · 27

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ABOUTprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

ARKROYD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.

BEINGauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

CHALLISnounUS /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.

DECEASEDnounUS /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

ELEMENTnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.

GRAUBOSCHIAN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

HISdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

JUDITHnounUS /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

NOTHINGpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.

OUTadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.

PHILOSOPHYnounUS /fɪˈlɑː.sə.fi/

The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence. (Triết học, đạo lý nhân sinh.)

From this reading OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.

RECTORYnounUS /ˈrektəri/

an official residence provided by a church for its parson or vicar or rector

From this reading CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.

SAIDadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

SISTERnounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF THE GRAUBOSCHIAN PHILOSOPHY.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CHALLIS TO THE RECTORY.

WALKEDverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading HOW HE WAS OUT OF HIS ELEMENT AT THE RECTORY.

WIFEnounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

WIFE'SnounUS /waɪfs/

possessive form of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading HOW HE SAID NOTHING ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING HIS DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading HOW JUDITH ARKROYD WALKED WITH MR.

Chapter 5 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan holds 888 sentences, grouped into 178 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of It Never Can Happen Again contain?

Chapter 5 holds 888 sentences of It Never Can Happen Again, unabridged, divided into 178 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 888 sentences, grouped into 178 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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