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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter VI

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OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.
OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.
OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.
HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.
Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 304 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.
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OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.
/ʌv ə ˈkɑːmbæt bɪˈtwiːn tuː ˈsɪstərz ˈtʃiːfli əˈbaʊt ðoʊz ʌv ˈpiːpəlz dɪˈsiːst waɪvz/
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OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.
/ʌv flərˈteɪʃənz wɪð ˈmerid men/
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HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.
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Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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challis noun US /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

chit noun US /tʃɪt/

a dismissive term for a girl who is immature or who lacks respect

From this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

flirtation noun US /flərˈteɪʃən/

playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading “Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.”

flirtations noun US /flərˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “flirtation” — playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading “OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.”

greediest adjective US /ɡriːdiɪst/

superlative of “greedy” — immoderately desirous of acquiring e.g. wealth

From this reading “Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.”

motorists noun US /ˈmoʊtərəsts/

plural of “motorist” — someone who drives (or travels in) an automobile

From this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

suspension noun US /səˈspenʃən/

a mixture in which fine particles are suspended in a fluid where they are supported by buoyancy

From this reading “Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.”

tidal adjective US /ˈtaɪdəl/

of or relating to or caused by tides

From this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

tidal wave adjective + noun

an overwhelming manifestation of some emotion or phenomenon

In this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

DECEASED WIVES noun + noun counted as “deceased wife”

In this reading “OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.”

young officer adjective + noun

In this reading “HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.”

BETWEEN TWO preposition + noun

In this reading “OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.”

TWO SISTERS noun + noun counted as “two sister”

In this reading “OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

ABOUTprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

ACCIDENTnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

AMUSINGadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

BETWEENprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

CHALLISnounUS /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

CHIEFLYadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

chitnounUS /tʃɪt/

a dismissive term for a girl who is immature or who lacks respect

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

COMBATnounUS /ˈkɑːmbæt/

an engagement fought between two military forces

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

DECEASEDnounUS /dɪˈsiːst/

someone who is no longer alive

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

flavournoun

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

flirtationnounUS /flərˈteɪʃən/

playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

FLIRTATIONSnounUS /flərˈteɪʃənz/

plural of “flirtation” — playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

From this reading OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

greediestadjectiveUS /ɡriːdiɪst/

superlative of “greedy” — immoderately desirous of acquiring e.g. wealth

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

HAPPENEDverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

LETTERnounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

LONGadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

losesverbUS /ˈluːzəz/

third-person singular of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

MARIANNE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

MARRIEDadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.

MENnounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.

MOTOR-CAR

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

motoristsnounUS /ˈmoʊtərəsts/

plural of “motorist” — someone who drives (or travels in) an automobile

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

NOdeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

OccasionaladjectiveUS /əˈkeɪʒənəl/

occurring from time to time

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

officernounUS /ˈɔːfəsər/

any person in the armed services who holds a position of authority or command

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

outsideadjectiveUS /ˈaʊtˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on or near the outer side or limit

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

palls

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

PEOPLE'SnounUS /ˈpiːpəlz/

possessive form of “people” — (plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

REALLYadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

remainingadjectiveUS /rɪˈmeɪnɪŋ/

not used up

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

SISTERSnounUS /ˈsɪstərz/

plural of “sister” — a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

stolenness

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

suspensionnounUS /səˈspenʃən/

a mixture in which fine particles are suspended in a fluid where they are supported by buoyancy

From this reading Occasional suspension is necessary to the greediest flirtation, to give it a flavour of stolenness; else it loses its character, and palls.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

THOSEdeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

tidaladjectiveUS /ˈtaɪdəl/

of or relating to or caused by tides

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading OF HOW NO ACCIDENT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO THE MOTOR-CAR.

TWOnounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

unequaladjectiveUS /əˈniːkwəl/

poorly balanced or matched in quantity or value or measure

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

wavenounUS /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading OF FLIRTATIONS WITH MARRIED MEN.

WIVESnounUS /waɪvz/

plural of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading OF A COMBAT BETWEEN TWO SISTERS, CHIEFLY ABOUT THOSE OF PEOPLE'S DECEASED WIVES.

WROTEverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading HOW CHALLIS WROTE A LONG AMUSING LETTER TO MARIANNE The chit and her young officer felt unequal to remaining outside, against the tidal wave of the returned motorists.

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