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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter VIII

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CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.
A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.
BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.
MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.
He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 791 sentences across 159 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/158 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.
Line 2
A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.
/ə lɔːŋ raɪd hoʊm ənd ə koʊld ˈwelkəm/
Line 3
BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.
/bʌt ɪt wɑːz ˈdʒɑːli tuː biː bæk æt ˈeni reɪt/
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MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.
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He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adieu noun US /əˈduː/

a farewell remark

amusing adjective US /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

appointed adjective US /əˈpɔɪntɪd/

subject to appointment

From this reading “MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.”

begun verb US /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

delivered verb US /dɪˈlɪvərd/

past form of “deliver” — deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading “MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.”

jolly adjective US /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading “BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.”

loving adjective US /ˈlʌvɪŋ/

feeling or showing love and affection

From this reading “MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.”

postponed verb US /poʊstˈpoʊnd/

past form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

ANY RATE adjective + noun

In this reading “BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.”

come back verb + particle

be restored

In this reading “MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.”

rather amusing adverb + adjective

In this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

many days adjective + noun

In this reading “MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.”

go back verb + particle

belong to an earlier time

In this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

in order preposition + noun

in a state of proper readiness or preparation or arrangement

In this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

RIDE HOME verb + noun

In this reading “A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.”

same day adjective + noun

In this reading “He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

adieunounUS /əˈduː/

a farewell remark

From this reading CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.

amusingadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzɪŋ/

providing enjoyment; pleasantly entertaining

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

ANYadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

appointedadjectiveUS /əˈpɔɪntɪd/

subject to appointment

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

ARKROYD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.

ARKROYD'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

BACKadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

BEauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

begunverbUS /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

Brownrigg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

BUTconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

CHALLIS'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.

COLDadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

DELIVEREDverbUS /dɪˈlɪvərd/

past form of “deliver” — deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

HOMEnounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

JOLLYadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

LONGadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

lovingadjectiveUS /ˈlʌvɪŋ/

feeling or showing love and affection

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

Marianne's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

MESSAGEnounUS /ˈmesədʒ/

a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

MISSverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

postponedverbUS /poʊstˈpoʊnd/

past form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

RATEnounUS /reɪt/

a magnitude or frequency relative to a time unit

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

RIDEverbUS /raɪd/

sit and travel on the back of animal, usually while controlling its motions

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

Tite

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading MISS ARKROYD'S MESSAGE DELIVERED Marianne's loving Tite did not come back at the time he had appointed--not by many days.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CHALLIS'S _adieu_ TO MISS ARKROYD.

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading BUT IT WAS JOLLY TO BE BACK, AT ANY RATE.

WELCOMEverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading A LONG RIDE HOME, AND A COLD WELCOME.

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading He postponed doing so in order to go back on the same day as Mr. Brownrigg, whose society he had begun to find rather amusing.

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