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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XIV

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THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!
A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.
A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.
AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.
No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 592 sentences across 119 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/118 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!
/ðæt ˈnæsti ˈlɪtəl ˈsteθəskoʊp/
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A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.
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A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.
/ə trænˈzækʃən ɪn ˈkɪsəz/
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AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.
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No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

conditional adjective US /kənˈdɪʃənəl/

qualified by reservations

From this reading “AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.”

justify verb US /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪ/

show to be right by providing justification or proof

From this reading “No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.”

postponing verb US /poʊstˈpoʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading “AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.”

retrospect noun US /ˈretrəspekt/

contemplation of things past

From this reading “A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.”

stethoscope noun US /ˈsteθəskoʊp/

a medical instrument for listening to the sounds generated inside the body

From this reading “THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!”

stress noun US /stres/

the relative prominence of a syllable or musical note (especially with regard to stress or pitch)

From this reading “No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.”

transaction noun US /trænˈzækʃən/

the act of transacting within or between groups (as carrying on commercial activities)

From this reading “A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.”

weeds noun US /wiːdz/

a black garment (dress) worn by a widow as a sign of mourning

From this reading “AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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funeral expenses noun + noun counted as “funeral expense”

In this reading “AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.”

receive visitors verb + noun counted as “receive visitor”

In this reading “No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.”

All words in this reading · 55

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

ABOUTprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

AUNTnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

brother'snounUS /ˈbrʌðərz/

possessive form of “brother” — a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

conditionaladjectiveUS /kənˈdɪʃənəl/

qualified by reservations

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

COOKverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

drunkard's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

expensesnounUS /ɪkˈspensəz/

plural of “expense” — amounts paid for goods and services that may be currently tax deductible (as opposed to capital expenditures)

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

FOSSETT

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

funeralnounUS /ˈfjuːnərəl/

a ceremony at which a dead person is buried or cremated

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

GOODadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

HospitalnounUS /ˈhɑːspɪtəl/

a health facility where patients receive treatment

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.

Jim's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

justifyverbUS /ˈdʒʌstəfaɪ/

show to be right by providing justification or proof

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

KISSESnounUS /ˈkɪsəz/

plural of “kiss” — the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

MISSverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

NASTYadjectiveUS /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

owingadjectiveUS /ˈoʊɪŋ/

owed as a debt

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

postponingverbUS /poʊstˈpoʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

receiveverbUS /rəˈsiːv/

get something; come into possession of

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

RECTORnounUS /ˈrektər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

RETROSPECTnounUS /ˈretrəspekt/

contemplation of things past

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

SHEpronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

STETHOSCOPEnounUS /ˈsteθəskoʊp/

a medical instrument for listening to the sounds generated inside the body

From this reading THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!

STINGY'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

stressnounUS /stres/

the relative prominence of a syllable or musical note (especially with regard to stress or pitch)

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading THAT NASTY LITTLE STETHOSCOPE!

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A RETROSPECT ABOUT THE RECTOR AND MISS FOSSETT.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

TRANSACTIONnounUS /trænˈzækʃən/

the act of transacting within or between groups (as carrying on commercial activities)

From this reading A TRANSACTION IN KISSES.

unfitnessnoun

poor physical condition; being out of shape or out of condition (as from a life of ease and luxury)

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

visitorsnounUS /ˈvɪzɪtərz/

plural of “visitor” — someone who visits

From this reading No doubt the stress laid by Miss Fossett and her brother's friend on Jim's unfitness to receive visitors, was owing to their desire to justify this.

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

WEEDSnounUS /wiːdz/

a black garment (dress) worn by a widow as a sign of mourning

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

WHATpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

widownounUS /ˈwɪdoʊ/

a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading AUNT STINGY'S WEEDS, AND WHAT A GOOD COOK SHE WAS The dead drunkard's funeral expenses had been made conditional on his widow postponing her visit to the Hospital.

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