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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XVI

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HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.
HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?
HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.
No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.
If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 373 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.
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HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?
/hæd ðə ˈdevəl ɡɑːt ˈʌŋkəl bɑːb/
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HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.
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No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.
/noʊ ˈʌndərkɜːrənt ʌv dɪˈsper meɪd ˌɪtˈself felt/
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If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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acceptance noun US /ækˈseptəns/

the mental attitude that something is believable and should be accepted as true

From this reading “If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.”

deferred verb US /dɪˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “defer” — hold back to a later time

From this reading “HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.”

designation noun US /ˌdezəɡˈneɪʃən/

identifying word or words by which someone or something is called and classified or distinguished from others

From this reading “If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.”

gentleman's noun US /ˈdʒentəlmʌnz/

possessive form of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading “If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.”

reassuring adjective US /ˌriːəˈʃʊrɪŋ/

restoring confidence and relieving anxiety

From this reading “If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.”

rejoin verb US /riˈdʒɔɪn/

join again

From this reading “HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.”

Teacher's noun US /ˈtiːtʃərz/

possessive form of “teacher” — a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading “If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.”

undercurrent noun US /ˈʌndərkɜːrənt/

a subdued emotional quality underlying an utterance; implicit meaning

From this reading “No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.”

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RETURNED HOME verb + noun counted as “return home”

In this reading “HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

acceptancenounUS /ækˈseptəns/

the mental attitude that something is believable and should be accepted as true

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

BENEFITnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

BOBverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

BRIDGETTICKS

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From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

BUTconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

CALLEDverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

ceasedverbUS /siːst/

past form of “cease” — put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

DaddynounUS /ˈdædi/

an informal term for a father; probably derived from baby talk

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

deferredverbUS /dɪˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “defer” — hold back to a later time

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

designationnounUS /ˌdezəɡˈneɪʃən/

identifying word or words by which someone or something is called and classified or distinguished from others

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.

DEVILnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

directverbUS /dərˈekt/

command with authority

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

gentleman'snounUS /ˈdʒentəlmʌnz/

possessive form of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

GOTverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

HEARDadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

HIMpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

HOMEnounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

hopesnounUS /hoʊps/

plural of “hope” — a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.

JIM

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

LEGnounUS /leɡ/

a human limb; commonly used to refer to a whole limb but technically only the part of the limb between the knee and ankle

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

LIZARANN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

LIZARANN'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

ONEpronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

reassuringadjectiveUS /ˌriːəˈʃʊrɪŋ/

restoring confidence and relieving anxiety

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

rejoinverbUS /riˈdʒɔɪn/

join again

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

remainingadjectiveUS /rɪˈmeɪnɪŋ/

not used up

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

RETURNEDverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading HOW JIM RETURNED HOME, ALL BUT ONE LEG, AND LIZARANN CALLED ON HIM.

SCHEMEnounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

simplicitynounUS /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

sufficientadjectiveUS /səˈfɪʃənt/

of a quantity that can fulfill a need or requirement but without being abundant

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

Teacher'snounUS /ˈtiːtʃərz/

possessive form of “teacher” — a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HOW BRIDGETTICKS HAD HEARD OF A SCHEME FOR LIZARANN'S BENEFIT Lizarann's deferred hopes of being allowed to rejoin her Daddy made her heart sick, but they never ceased to be hopes.

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

UNCLEnounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading HAD THE DEVIL GOT UNCLE BOB?

uncontradicted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

undercurrentnounUS /ˈʌndərkɜːrənt/

a subdued emotional quality underlying an utterance; implicit meaning

From this reading No undercurrent of despair made itself felt.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

Yorick

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From this reading If Teacher's reassuring tones had not been sufficient, were there not the gentleman's, known to Lizarann's direct simplicity as Mr. Yorick--a designation remaining uncontradicted in his laughing acceptance of it.

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