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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XIX

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OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.
OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.
For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.
Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.
"Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 210 sentences across 42 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/42 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.
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OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.
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For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.
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Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.
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"Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acquire verb US /əˈkwaɪər/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.”

bob's noun US /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

From this reading “OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.”

causing noun US /ˈkɑːzɪŋ/

the act of causing something to happen

From this reading “OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.”

judith noun US /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading “OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.”

juicy adjective US /ˈdʒuːsi/

full of juice

From this reading “For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.”

postponed verb US /poʊstˈpoʊnd/

past form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading “OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.”

Records noun US /rəˈkɔːrdz/

plural of “record” — anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading “For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.”

sparse adjective US /spɑːrs/

not dense

From this reading “Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

next day adjective + noun

In this reading “OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.”

in exchange preposition + noun

In this reading “For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

acquireverbUS /əˈkwaɪər/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

BOB'SnounUS /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

BREAKFASTverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

causingnounUS /ˈkɑːzɪŋ/

the act of causing something to happen

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

condemnedverbUS /kənˈdemd/

past form of “condemn” — express strong disapproval of

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

currentnounUS /ˈkɜːrənt/

a flow of electricity through a conductor

From this reading "Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

equallyadverbUS /ˈiːkwəli/

to the same degree (often followed by “as”)

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

exchangenounUS /ɪksˈtʃeɪndʒ/

chemical process in which one atom or ion or group changes places with another

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

FAMILYnounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

flowedverbUS /floʊd/

past form of “flow” — move or progress freely as if in a stream

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

FROMprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

hastenedverbUS /ˈheɪsənd/

past form of “hasten” — act or move at high speed

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

JUDITHnounUS /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

juicyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒuːsi/

full of juice

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

Kaffirnoun

important for human and animal food; growth habit and stem form similar to Indian corn but having sawtooth-edged leaves

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

LETTERnounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

MADEadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

MATTERSnounUS /ˈmætərz/

plural of “matter” — a vaguely specified concern

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

Mistake's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

musicnounUS /ˈmjuːzɪk/

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

MusicaladjectiveUS /ˈmjuːzɪkəl/

characterized by or capable of producing music

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

NaturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading "Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

plague-centre

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

POSTPONEDverbUS /poʊstˈpoʊnd/

past form of “postpone” — hold back to a later time

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

procurableadjective

capable of being obtained

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

Putney

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

RecordsnounUS /rəˈkɔːrdz/

plural of “record” — anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

rosenounUS /roʊz/

any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

ROWnounUS /roʊ/

an arrangement of objects or people side by side in a line

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

sparseadjectiveUS /spɑːrs/

not dense

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading "Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading "Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

UNCALLED

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading OF AN UNCALLED FAMILY ROW, AND HOW BOB'S BREAKFAST WAS POSTPONED.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Naturally, he found the shop not open, at an hour when sparse milk and eggs were the only things procurable.

whenceadverbUS /wens/

an old word meaning “from where”

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

White-Eyed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For he rose early, and hastened to the plague-centre at Putney whence Records flowed, to acquire in exchange for the condemned piece of mere music either "The White-Eyed Musical Kaffir" or something equally juicy.

Won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Won't open till ten," was the current opinion.

WORSEadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading OF A LETTER FROM JUDITH THAT MADE MATTERS WORSE The Mistake's son was the unfortunate means of causing the next day to begin badly.

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