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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 347 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AT ROYD AGAIN.
THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.
A GOOD PLAIN COOK.
A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.
THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 347 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/69 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AT ROYD AGAIN.
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THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.
/ðə bred ʌv ˈaɪdəlnəs/
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A GOOD PLAIN COOK.
/ə ɡʊd pleɪn kʊk/
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A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.
/ə ˈdaɪəlɔːɡ bɪˈtwiːn ə priːst ənd ə proʊˈfeɪn ˈɔːθər/
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THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.”

cook verb US /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading “A GOOD PLAIN COOK.”

dialogue noun US /ˈdaɪəlɔːɡ/

a conversation between two persons

From this reading “A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.”

guest noun US /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading “THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.”

idleness noun US /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading “THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.”

priest noun US /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading “A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.”

profane adjective US /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading “A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.”

rectory noun US /ˈrektəri/

an official residence provided by a church for its parson or vicar or rector

From this reading “THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.”

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A GOOD PLAIN COOK.

AGAINadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading AT ROYD AGAIN.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading AT ROYD AGAIN.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

BETWEENprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

BREADnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.

COOKverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading A GOOD PLAIN COOK.

DIALOGUEnounUS /ˈdaɪəlɔːɡ/

a conversation between two persons

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

GOODadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading A GOOD PLAIN COOK.

GUESTnounUS /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.

IDLENESSnounUS /ˈaɪdəlnəs/

having no employment

From this reading THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.

ITSdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.

LIZARANN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.

PLAINadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading A GOOD PLAIN COOK.

PRIESTnounUS /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

PROFANEadjectiveUS /proʊˈfeɪn/

characterized by profanity or cursing

From this reading A DIALOGUE BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A PROFANE AUTHOR.

RECTORYnounUS /ˈrektəri/

an official residence provided by a church for its parson or vicar or rector

From this reading THE RECTORY AND ITS GUEST, LIZARANN.

ROYD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AT ROYD AGAIN.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE BREAD OF IDLENESS.

Chapter 20 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan holds 347 sentences, grouped into 70 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 20 of It Never Can Happen Again contain?

Chapter 20 holds 347 sentences of It Never Can Happen Again, unabridged, divided into 70 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 20 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 347 sentences, grouped into 70 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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