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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXV

Chapter 25 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 171 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.
WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?
OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.
HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?
OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXV

Chapter 25 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 171 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/34 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.
Line 2
WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?
/wʌt hæd ɪt ɔːl bɪn ðɪs driːm/
Line 3
OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.
/oʊld lɪŋks wɪð ˈbaɪɡɔːnz/
Line 4
HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?
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OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bygones noun US /ˈbaɪɡɔːnz/

plural of “bygone” — past events to be put aside

From this reading “OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.”

Challis noun US /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading “CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.”

chauffeur noun US /ʃoʊˈfɜːr/

a man paid to drive a privately owned car

From this reading “OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.”

confess verb US /kənˈfes/

confess to a punishable or reprehensible deed, usually under pressure

From this reading “HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?”

ends noun US /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading “OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.”

insipid adjective US /ˌɪnˈsɪpəd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading “CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.”

landed adjective US /ˈlændəd/

owning or consisting of land or real estate

From this reading “OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.”

links noun US /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading “OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

RETURN HOME verb + noun

In this reading “CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.”

OTHER ENDS adjective + noun counted as “other end”

In this reading “OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.”

at the Station preposition + article + noun counted as “at … station”

In this reading “OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

BEENauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

BYGONESnounUS /ˈbaɪɡɔːnz/

plural of “bygone” — past events to be put aside

From this reading OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.

ChallisnounUS /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

CHALLIS'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.

chauffeurnounUS /ʃoʊˈfɜːr/

a man paid to drive a privately owned car

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

CONFESSverbUS /kənˈfes/

confess to a punishable or reprehensible deed, usually under pressure

From this reading HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?

DREAMnounUS /driːm/

A series of thoughts, images, or emotions during sleep.

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

ENDSnounUS /endz/

plural of “end” — either extremity of something that has length

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

Felixthorpe's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

FIREverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

GAVEverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

GODnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

half-a-sovereign

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

HOMEnounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?

INSIPIDadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsɪpəd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

landedadjectiveUS /ˈlændəd/

owning or consisting of land or real estate

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

LINKSnounUS /lɪŋks/

a golf course that is built on sandy ground near a shore

From this reading OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.

OTHERadjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

RETURNverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading CHALLIS'S INSIPID RETURN HOME.

StationnounUS /ˈsteɪʃən/

a facility equipped with special equipment and personnel for a particular purpose

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

THISdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HOW CONFESS, AND TO WHAT?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

WHATpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading WHAT HAD IT ALL BEEN, THIS DREAM?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading OF A FIRE GOD GAVE FOR OTHER ENDS Mr. Challis gave Lord Felixthorpe's chauffeur half-a-sovereign when he was landed at the Station.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading OLD LINKS WITH BYGONES.

Chapter 25 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan holds 171 sentences, grouped into 35 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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