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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 312 sentences across 63 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.
AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.
CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.
BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.
Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 312 sentences across 63 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/62 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.
/ə bæd ˈreɪlweɪ ˈæksədənt/
Line 2
AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.
Line 3
CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.
Line 4
BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.
Line 5
Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cab noun US /kæb/

a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading “BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.”

Challis noun US /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading “CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.”

judith noun US /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading “BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.”

pacing noun US /ˈpeɪsɪŋ/

(music) the speed at which a composition is to be played

From this reading “Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....”

rainbow noun US /ˈreɪnboʊ/

an arc of colored light in the sky caused by refraction of the sun's rays by rain

From this reading “BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.”

restless adjective US /ˈrestləs/

worried and uneasy

From this reading “Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....”

slurred adjective US /slɜːrd/

spoken as if with a thick tongue

From this reading “BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.”

spoiled adjective US /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading “BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

RAILWAY ACCIDENT noun + noun

In this reading “A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.”

AT HOME preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.”

REPORT OF verb + particle

In this reading “CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.”

All words in this reading · 41

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.

ACCIDENTnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.

AFTERprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

approachingnounUS /əˈproʊtʃɪŋ/

the event of one object coming closer to another

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

ATprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

BADadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.

BUTconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

cabnounUS /kæb/

a compartment at the front of a motor vehicle or locomotive where driver sits

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

ChallisnounUS /ˈʃæli/

a soft lightweight fabric (usually printed)

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

CHALLIS'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.

closedadjectiveUS /kloʊzd/

not open or affording passage or access

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

cloud-rift

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

HAVEauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

HOMEnounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

JUDITHnounUS /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

listenedverbUS /ˈlɪsənd/

past form of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

MARIANNE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

NOdeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.

OVERprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

pacingnounUS /ˈpeɪsɪŋ/

(music) the speed at which a composition is to be played

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

RAILWAYnounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading A BAD RAILWAY ACCIDENT.

rainbownounUS /ˈreɪnboʊ/

an arc of colored light in the sky caused by refraction of the sun's rays by rain

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

REPORTverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.

restlessadjectiveUS /ˈrestləs/

worried and uneasy

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

ROYD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHALLIS'S REPORT OF ROYD.

SLURREDadjectiveUS /slɜːrd/

spoken as if with a thick tongue

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

spoiledadjectiveUS /spɔɪld/

having the character or disposition harmed by pampering or oversolicitous attention

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

to-and-fro

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Challis stopped in his restless pacing to-and-fro, and listened....

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading AND, AFTER ALL, MARIANNE WAS AT HOME.

WOULDN'T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BUT NO!--MARIANNE WOULDN'T HAVE JUDITH SLURRED OVER Just as the cloud-rift closed and spoiled the rainbow a sound came of a cab approaching.

Chapter 26 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan holds 312 sentences, grouped into 63 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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