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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXIX

Chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.
A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.
HOW MRS.
STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.
HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXIX

Chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.
/ðə ˈempti ˈhɜːrmətədʒ/
Line 2
A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.
/ə ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz əˈbaʊt bɑːb/
Line 3
HOW MRS.
Line 4
STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.
Line 5
HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bob verb US /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading “A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.”

caught verb US /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading “HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.”

compromise verb US /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading “A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.”

conceal verb US /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading “STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.”

empty verb US /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading “THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.”

hermitage noun US /ˈhɜːrmətədʒ/

the abode of a hermit

From this reading “THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.”

mrs noun US /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “HOW MRS.”

nothing pronoun US /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.”

All words in this reading · 17

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.

ABOUTprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.

BOBverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.

CAUGHTverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.

CINTILLA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.

COMPROMISEverbUS /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading A COMPROMISE ABOUT BOB.

CONCEALverbUS /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.

EMPTYverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.

HERMITAGEnounUS /ˈhɜːrmətədʒ/

the abode of a hermit

From this reading THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW MRS.

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading HOW CINTILLA CAUGHT MR.

MRSnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading HOW MRS.

NOTHINGpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.

STEPTOE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE EMPTY HERMITAGE.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading STEPTOE HAD NOTHING TO CONCEAL.

Chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan holds 472 sentences, grouped into 95 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again contain?

Chapter 29 holds 472 sentences of It Never Can Happen Again, unabridged, divided into 95 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 472 sentences, grouped into 95 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 29 of It Never Can Happen Again?

Work through the 95 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 95 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 29 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Common questions about reading It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of It Never Can Happen Again?

Yes. All 19361 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #46228 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #46228, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 600 minutes of reading across 3873 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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