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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 246 sentences across 50 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.
FORKS'S COTTAGE.
OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.
You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.
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It Never Can Happen Again

Chapter XXXI

Chapter 31 of It Never Can Happen Again is here in full — 246 sentences across 50 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/49 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.
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FORKS'S COTTAGE.
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OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
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OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.
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You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arbour noun US /ˈɑːrbər/

a framework that supports climbing plants

From this reading “You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.”

curve noun US /kɜːrv/

the trace of a point whose direction of motion changes

From this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

effects noun US /ɪˈfekts/

property of a personal character that is portable but not used in business

From this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

Fox's noun US /ˈfɑːksəz/

possessive form of “fox” — alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail; most are predators that do not hunt in packs

From this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

identify verb US /aɪˈdentəfaɪ/

recognize as being; establish the identity of someone or something

From this reading “You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.”

seaside noun US /ˈsiːsaɪd/

the shore of a sea or ocean regarded as a resort

From this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

shooting noun US /ˈʃuːtɪŋ/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

smoked adjective US /smoʊkt/

(used especially of meats and fish) dried and cured by hanging in wood smoke

From this reading “You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

sharp curve adjective + noun

In this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

stand up verb + adjective

rise to one's feet

In this reading “OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.”

WENT WRONG verb + adjective counted as “go wrong”

be unsuccessful

In this reading “OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.”

All words in this reading · 78

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

arbournounUS /ˈɑːrbər/

a framework that supports climbing plants

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

AUTUMNnounUS /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

COTTAGEnounUS /ˈkɑːtədʒ/

a small house with a single story

From this reading FORKS'S COTTAGE.

coveredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌvərd/

overlaid or spread or topped with or enclosed within something; sometimes used as a combining form

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

curvenounUS /kɜːrv/

the trace of a point whose direction of motion changes

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

datenounUS /deɪt/

the specified day of the month

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

EFFECTSnounUS /ɪˈfekts/

property of a personal character that is portable but not used in business

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

FINEadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

FORKS'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading FORKS'S COTTAGE.

FOUNDverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

Fox'snounUS /ˈfɑːksəz/

possessive form of “fox” — alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail; most are predators that do not hunt in packs

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

HallnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

identifyverbUS /aɪˈdentəfaɪ/

recognize as being; establish the identity of someone or something

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

ITSdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

JIM

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

LIFEnounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

LIZARANN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

milenounUS /maɪl/

a unit of length equal to 1,760 yards or 5,280 feet; exactly 1609.344 meters

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

MISSIONnounUS /ˈmɪʃən/

an organization of missionaries in a foreign land sent to carry on religious work

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

MOVEDadjectiveUS /muːvd/

being excited or provoked to the expression of an emotion

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

MRSnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

rifle-butts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

RIGHTadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

Royd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

SCHEMEnounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

SEASIDEnounUS /ˈsiːsaɪd/

the shore of a sea or ocean regarded as a resort

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

sharpadjectiveUS /ʃɑːrp/

(of something seen or heard) clearly defined

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

shootingnounUS /ˈʃuːtɪŋ/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

smokedadjectiveUS /smoʊkt/

(used especially of meats and fish) dried and cured by hanging in wood smoke

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

SOMETHINGpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

TILLprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HOW JIM FOUND A MISSION IN LIFE, AND LIZARANN MOVED TO MRS.

towardsprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrdz/

in the direction of

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

WASauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

WENTverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

WRONGadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading OF A FINE AUTUMN, AND HOW ALL WAS RIGHT TILL SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading You will identify that by the little shop built out from it towards the road, and the covered arbour where Jim smoked his pipe, over a year ago now at the date of the story.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading OF A SEASIDE SCHEME, AND ITS EFFECTS ON JIM If you stand up at the rifle-butts when they are not shooting, and look away from Royd village towards the Hall, you will see a sharp curve in the road, maybe a mile from Mrs. Fox's cottage on your left.

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How do I study chapter 31 of It Never Can Happen Again?

Work through the 50 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 50 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 31 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 31 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading It Never Can Happen Again

Common questions about reading It Never Can Happen Again by William De Morgan on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of It Never Can Happen Again?

Yes. All 19361 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #46228 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of It Never Can Happen Again is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #46228, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does It Never Can Happen Again take to read?

About 600 minutes of reading across 3873 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read It Never Can Happen Again section by section

How to work through It Never Can Happen Again section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 40 chapters of It Never Can Happen Again to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in It Never Can Happen Again

Words and structures a reader meets early in It Never Can Happen Again, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Https
A word that appears in the opening chapter of It Never Can Happen Again; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Reader
A word that appears in the opening chapter of It Never Can Happen Again; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Likes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of It Never Can Happen Again; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
David
A word that appears in the opening chapter of It Never Can Happen Again; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.