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Japonette

Chapter III

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"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular orsuccessfully married."
"Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.
"Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marryingwhen we’ve finished dissecting him.
We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.
It’s only a matter of practice and experience."
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Japonette

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Japonette is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular orsuccessfully married."
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"Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.
/waɪ ðoʊz ˈterəbəl ɔːlˈtɜːrnətɪvz hiː æskt ˈlæfɪŋ/
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"Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marryingwhen we’ve finished dissecting him.
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We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.
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It’s only a matter of practice and experience."

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alternatives noun US /ɔːlˈtɜːrnətɪvz/

plural of “alternative” — one of a number of things from which only one can be chosen

From this reading “"Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.”

bother verb US /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading “"Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.”

dissect verb US /daɪˈsekt/

cut open or cut apart

From this reading “We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.”

dissecting verb US /daɪˈsektɪŋ/

-ing form of “dissect” — cut open or cut apart

From this reading “"Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.”

intelligent adjective US /ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt/

having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree

From this reading “"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."”

marrying verb US /ˈmeriɪŋ/

-ing form of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading “"Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.”

successfully adverb US /səkˈsesfəli/

with success; in a successful manner

From this reading “"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."”

unpopular adjective US /ˌʌnˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with disfavor or lacking general approval

From this reading “"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."”

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by degrees preposition + noun counted as “by degree”

In this reading “"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."”

too intelligent adverb + adjective

In this reading “"We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."”

know just verb + particle

In this reading “We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

alternativesnounUS /ɔːlˈtɜːrnətɪvz/

plural of “alternative” — one of a number of things from which only one can be chosen

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

botherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

calmlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːmli/

with self-possession (especially in times of stress)

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

degreesnounUS /dɪˈɡriːz/

plural of “degree” — a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

dissectverbUS /daɪˈsekt/

cut open or cut apart

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

dissectingverbUS /daɪˈsektɪŋ/

-ing form of “dissect” — cut open or cut apart

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

endureverbUS /enˈdjʊr/

put up with something or somebody unpleasant

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

exceedinglyadverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

finishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɪnɪʃt/

(of materials or goods) brought to the desired final state

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

intelligencenounUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒəns/

the ability to comprehend; to understand and profit from experience

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

intelligentadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt/

having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s only a matter of practice and experience."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

marryingverbUS /ˈmeriɪŋ/

-ing form of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading It’s only a matter of practice and experience."

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It’s only a matter of practice and experience."

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading It’s only a matter of practice and experience."

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

rapidlyadverbUS /ˈræpədli/

with speed

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

Silvette

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

successfullyadverbUS /səkˈsesfəli/

with success; in a successful manner

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

terribleadjectiveUS /ˈterəbəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

unpopularadjectiveUS /ˌʌnˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with disfavor or lacking general approval

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

we'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

we've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why those terrible alternatives?" he asked, laughing.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "We’re too intelligent," said Silvette calmly; "that’s the trouble with us; and when, by degrees, we add a little more experience to our intelligence we’ll be either exceedingly unpopular or—successfully married."

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading "Because the man who is able to endure us will probably be worth the bother of marrying—when we’ve finished dissecting him.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading We don’t know just how to dissect men yet, but we’re rapidly learning.

Chapter 3 of Japonette by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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