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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions
Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter III

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A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.
Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.
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Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.
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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions is here in full — 422 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.
/ə ˈdʒentəlmən ˈhævɪŋ sent fɔːr hɪz ˈkɑːrpəntərz ˈsɜːrvənt tuː nɑːk ə neɪl ɔːr tuː ɪn hɪz ˈstʌdi ðə ˈfeloʊ ˈæftər hiː hæd dʌn skrætʃt hɪz ɪrz ənd sed hiː hoʊpt ðə ˈdʒentəlmən wʊd ɡɪv hɪm ˈsʌmθɪŋ tuː meɪk hɪm drɪŋk/
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Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.
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Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

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Barbary noun US /ˈbɑːrbəri/

a region of northern Africa on the Mediterranean coast between Egypt and Gibraltar; was used as a base for pirates from the 16th to 19th centuries

From this reading “Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.”

carpenter's noun US /ˈkɑːrpəntərz/

possessive form of “carpenter” — a woodworker who makes or repairs wooden objects

herring noun US /ˈherɪŋ/

valuable flesh of fatty fish from shallow waters of northern Atlantic or Pacific; usually salted or pickled

From this reading “Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.”

moor verb US /mʊr/

secure in or as if in a berth or dock

From this reading “Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.”

nail verb US /neɪl/

attach something somewhere by means of nails

From this reading “A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.”

Naples noun US /ˈneɪpəlz/

a port and tourist center in southwestern Italy; capital of the Campania region

From this reading “Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.”

pickle noun US /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading “Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.”

scratched verb US /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading “A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.”

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considerable sum adjective + noun

In this reading “Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.”

long time adjective + noun

a prolonged period of time

In this reading “Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.”

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236

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From this reading 236.

237

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From this reading 237.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

Alphonso

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From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

BarbarynounUS /ˈbɑːrbəri/

a region of northern Africa on the Mediterranean coast between Egypt and Gibraltar; was used as a base for pirates from the 16th to 19th centuries

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

captivenounUS /ˈkæptɪv/

a person who is confined; especially a prisoner of war

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

carpenter'snounUS /ˈkɑːrpəntərz/

possessive form of “carpenter” — a woodworker who makes or repairs wooden objects

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

considerableadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərəbəl/

large or relatively large in number or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

earsnounUS /ɪrz/

plural of “ear” — the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

herringnounUS /ˈherɪŋ/

valuable flesh of fatty fish from shallow waters of northern Atlantic or Pacific; usually salted or pickled

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

hopedverbUS /hoʊpt/

past form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

horsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

I'll

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From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

kingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

knockverbUS /nɑːk/

deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

moorverbUS /mʊr/

secure in or as if in a berth or dock

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

nailverbUS /neɪl/

attach something somewhere by means of nails

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

NaplesnounUS /ˈneɪpəlz/

a port and tourist center in southwestern Italy; capital of the Campania region

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

picklenounUS /ˈpɪkəl/

vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

purchasenounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəs/

the acquisition of something for payment

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

scratchedverbUS /skrætʃt/

past form of “scratch” — cause friction

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

sumnounUS /sʌm/

a quantity of money

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

there's

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From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Alphonso, king of Naples, sent a moor, who had been his captive a long time, to Barbary, with a considerable sum of money to purchase horses, and to return by such a time.

won't

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From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading A gentleman having sent for his carpenter’s servant to knock a nail or two in his study, the fellow, after he had done, scratched his ears, and said, He hoped the gentleman would give him something to make him drink.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Make you drink? says the gentleman, there’s a pickle herring for you, and if that won’t make you drink I’ll give you another.

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