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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions
Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter VIII

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Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?
I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.
788.
Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.
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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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787.
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Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?
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I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.
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788.
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Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accent noun US /əkˈsent/

distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading “I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.”

antiques noun US /ænˈtiːks/

plural of “antique” — an elderly man

From this reading “Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.”

Irish noun US /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading “Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?”

perpetually adverb US /pərˈpetʃuːəli/

everlastingly; for all time

From this reading “Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?”

summers noun US /ˈsʌmərz/

plural of “summer” — the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading “Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.”

thrusting noun US /ˈθrʌstɪŋ/

a sharp hand gesture (resembling a blow)

From this reading “Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.”

urchin noun US /ˈɜːrtʃən/

poor and often mischievous city child

From this reading “Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.”

wit noun US /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

bought some verb + adjective counted as “buy some”

In this reading “Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.”

mean by verb + particle

In this reading “Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?”

arrived in verb + particle counted as “arrive in”

In this reading “Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?”

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787

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From this reading 787.

788

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From this reading 788.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

accentnounUS /əkˈsent/

distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

antiquesnounUS /ænˈtiːks/

plural of “antique” — an elderly man

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

arrivedverbUS /ərˈaɪvd/

past form of “arrive” — reach a destination; arrive by movement or progress

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

boughtverbUS /bɑːt/

inflected form of “buy” — obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

Curran

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From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

dozennounUS /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

else

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From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

forwardadverbUS /ˈfɔːrwərd/

at or to or toward the front

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

IrishnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

perpetuallyadverbUS /pərˈpetʃuːəli/

everlastingly; for all time

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

puttingnounUS /ˈpʌtɪŋ/

hitting a golf ball that is on the green using a putter

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

RomenounUS /roʊm/

capital and largest city of Italy; on the Tiber; seat of the Roman Catholic Church; formerly the capital of the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

summersnounUS /ˈsʌmərz/

plural of “summer” — the warmest season of the year; in the northern hemisphere it extends from the summer solstice to the autumnal equinox

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

thrustingnounUS /ˈθrʌstɪŋ/

a sharp hand gesture (resembling a blow)

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

tonguenounUS /tʌŋ/

a mobile mass of muscular tissue covered with mucous membrane and located in the oral cavity

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

urchinnounUS /ˈɜːrtʃən/

poor and often mischievous city child

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Mr. Curran was once asked, what an Irish gentleman, just arrived in England, could mean by perpetually putting out his tongue?

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading I suppose, replied the wit, he’s trying to catch the English accent.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Have you anything else old? said an English lady at Rome, to a boy of whom she had bought some modern antiques; Yes, said the young urchin, thrusting forward his hat, which had seen some dozen summers, my hat is very old.

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