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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions
Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

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Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.
A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?
No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.
How, replied the other, how do you make that out?
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Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of Joe Miller's Jests, with Copious Additions is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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985.
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Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.
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A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?
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No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.
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How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

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ashamed adjective US /əˈʃeɪmd/

feeling shame or guilt or embarrassment or remorse

From this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

careless adjective US /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading “Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.”

darn verb US /dɑːrn/

repair by sewing

From this reading “No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.”

holes noun US /hoʊlz/

plural of “hole” — an opening into or through something

From this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

mended verb US /ˈmendɪd/

past form of “mend” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

negligent adjective US /ˈneɡlədʒənt/

characterized by neglect and undue lack of concern

From this reading “Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.”

overtaking noun US /ˈoʊvərteɪkɪŋ/

going by something that is moving in order to get in front of it

From this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

stockings noun US /ˈstɑːkɪŋz/

plural of “stocking” — close-fitting hosiery to cover the foot and leg; come in matched pairs (usually used in the plural)

From this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

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in the street preposition + article + noun counted as “in … street”

In this reading “A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?”

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985

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From this reading 985.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

actverbUS /ækt/

perform an action, or work out or perform (an action)

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

ashamedadjectiveUS /əˈʃeɪmd/

feeling shame or guilt or embarrassment or remorse

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

carelessadjectiveUS /ˈkerləs/

marked by lack of attention or consideration or forethought or thoroughness; not careful

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

darnverbUS /dɑːrn/

repair by sewing

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

don't

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From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

holesnounUS /hoʊlz/

plural of “hole” — an opening into or through something

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

How

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From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

mendedverbUS /ˈmendɪd/

past form of “mend” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

Ned

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From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

negligentadjectiveUS /ˈneɡlədʒənt/

characterized by neglect and undue lack of concern

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

overtakingnounUS /ˈoʊvərteɪkɪŋ/

going by something that is moving in order to get in front of it

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

Shuter

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From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

stockingsnounUS /ˈstɑːkɪŋz/

plural of “stocking” — close-fitting hosiery to cover the foot and leg; come in matched pairs (usually used in the plural)

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

streetsnounUS /striːts/

plural of “street” — a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading How, replied the other, how do you make that out?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ned Shuter was often very poor, and being still more negligent than poor, was careless about his dress.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading No, my friend, said Ned, I am above it; and if you have the pride of a gentleman, you will act like me, and walk with twenty holes rather than have one darn.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A friend overtaking him one day in the street, said to him, Why, Ned, are you not ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? why don’t you get them mended?

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